I'm back muthafuckas!!!
Whew! Chitown was pretty hard on me... I worked 80 hour weeks and spayed and neutered more than 100 animals by myself. Go me, master surgeon! (OJ... Sorry I didn't call, I was seriously spaying and neutering all day every day!)
So last sunday I got in a crazy car accident ... my awesome car named Punchie was close to totalled. Some crazy bitchfaced woman blew the stop at Clark and Roscoe and slammed into my car at 45 mph. I was ok, but my poor Punchie has been in the shop and will likely be there for a few more weeks. The whole passenger door is crumpled up onto the passenger seat. After the woman hit me, she tried to drive away but a bunch of people flagged her down and told her to stop.
Then she told the insurance that it was my fault. Dumb bitch. Grr.
I'm on my equine rotation now... taking care of horses is hard work. I am taking care of the sweetest horse ever right now... I want to bring him home and he can live in my apartment with me and my boyfriend and dogs. I am quite sure there is enough room.
So anyway, lemme know how y'all are doin! I miss you all!!!!
-PB
Edited to add a picture of my boyfriend as a reminder to the horny young men who have been emailing me with hilarious pick up lines.... I am happily taken! Boo-ya!
Whew! Chitown was pretty hard on me... I worked 80 hour weeks and spayed and neutered more than 100 animals by myself. Go me, master surgeon! (OJ... Sorry I didn't call, I was seriously spaying and neutering all day every day!)
So last sunday I got in a crazy car accident ... my awesome car named Punchie was close to totalled. Some crazy bitchfaced woman blew the stop at Clark and Roscoe and slammed into my car at 45 mph. I was ok, but my poor Punchie has been in the shop and will likely be there for a few more weeks. The whole passenger door is crumpled up onto the passenger seat. After the woman hit me, she tried to drive away but a bunch of people flagged her down and told her to stop.
Then she told the insurance that it was my fault. Dumb bitch. Grr.
I'm on my equine rotation now... taking care of horses is hard work. I am taking care of the sweetest horse ever right now... I want to bring him home and he can live in my apartment with me and my boyfriend and dogs. I am quite sure there is enough room.
So anyway, lemme know how y'all are doin! I miss you all!!!!
-PB
Edited to add a picture of my boyfriend as a reminder to the horny young men who have been emailing me with hilarious pick up lines.... I am happily taken! Boo-ya!
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dem_z:
Wait, people try and chat you up? Even though you've made no secret that you have a boyfa, and have pictures of him in your pics? Those people suck. Plus, you have a variety of exotic vetinery equipment with which you could torture creepy guys? Like, er, Weitlaner Retractors or Kern Bone Holding Forceps. 
dem_z:
I Googled for some names of equipment. I was a bit nervous, because I'm squeamish and I didn't want to see the tools actually being used 