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Friday- I am running ass late but get there only about 10 minutes late to waxtree to scoop Miss K
then we head to Tampa get to liars club way early but it is all good. Travis Morgan did a bad ass lil set that I attemtped to watch but ended up almost passing out in a near by booth. 6 hours of non stop driving and madness will do it to you. Eventually we all realize we need to do shots. I lost count of the beer intake at that point.
First idiot convo:
idiot #1 Hey what are you doing Tues night
me: I don't live here
idiot #1 Where do you live
me: Miami
idiot#1 If I were to spit there is Miami
me: Same way I feel about Tampa
idiot#1 What are you doing here
me: came to see travis' show
idiot#1 who?
(travis walks up)
I point>>>>
me: Him this guy right here ...you missed his show wtf?
idiot# 1 a bit stunned and then does the kiss ass deal and tries to promote his band
He then grabs my jacket and screams : Is this a members only jacket?! starts yelling in it
so the drunk bitch I am grabs the newspaper thingy in front of me and start hitting the bar with it
he grabs it and tosses it on the ground then says "ooooo look at your boots, see you didn't even see the paper hit the ground"

then idiot #1 walks away

ok idiot#2 I thought was cool he was an off duty bartender at Liars so..... later on after I was talking to space cadet we needed smokes and i wasn't about to buy a pack of camels so..... I grabbed him at some point and asked for a cigarette he then proceeds to grab one and give me it then light it and then convo goes like:
idiot#2 Ok that is a trade for a kiss then
me smoking the cigarette : maybe if you were a girl
idiot#2 oh you are gay?
me: yea
idiot#2 well you never thought about kissing a guy before
me: NO! If I did I wouldn't be gay would I
at this point he gets occupied by someone and gets in a convo
I grab Karoline and say you are my lover
then the guy walks away and left he smokes so we then decided to smoke them

fucking nut jobs I tell ya!!!!

Leaving the club to follow pete's drunk ass ...cops....afraid Pete will either a. blow out a tire hitting the sidewalk or we b. all going to jail for being way to damn drunk to drive. 6 miles down the road? shit maybe 15.................. ;-)

Hang out watch the young ones... freeze our asses off ...smoke way too many ciggies then pass out....

Saturday- Hit up the 50's diner for lunch /dinner, then buy booze. Go back to pete's, hear lovely band touring stories with his roomie, then we take some pics ... laugh a bit with the "children's network" listen to a ton of Synapscape. Miss K fanned my hawk out i love that girl she is my bitch I tell ya. Not many girls I can tolerate a whole weekend. I think my exact words were...... "We have to throw down before we stop talking." Very rare you get a hairdresser and a friend in one ;-) ;-) XOXOXOXOXOOXOX
Go to the castle get so drunk pack the bottle of lime vodka in the bag busted my ass walking in the hallway then some loser 'punks' yell "Man she is going to kill someone with her hair". Drink a ton more... throwing straws around and attemtping to toss ashtrays at bartenders for booze
...hang out with lovely Angela who shocked me on how good of a SMOOCHER she is ;-) ;-) Made alot of EWWWWWWWW noises at someone lol( fuck I am bad)

then it is time to leave the hastle
yelling at cars kicking garbage cans outside the club

"you love us"

this morn omina made us nuts !
travis drove ( FUCKING CHIlD LOCK BULLSHIT WINDOWS BUTTON ....GRRRRR)I just wanted to get out and start kicking this fucking idiot's car in front of us leaving ybor, instead i just roled down the window and then procceded to yell "Fucking just drive asshole!"
I came close to throwing all my cd's at him then thought...and tossed in hypnoskull and calmed down


Let's see what more kind of damage we will start in LESS than 2 weeks