North Carolina is fucking cold. and boring. people tell me to my face, "What the fuck are you doing here?!? Dude, you don't belong!"
i've never been to Portland... i've always wanted to go, though. just to see what all the fuss was about. too bad we're not going to be in NOLA at the same time. i'll miss you guys!
What the fuck?
I'm in florida
It's not cold in florida.
Yet i have a head cold.
That's just stupid.
I'm gonna go try to breathe now.
On another note. . .
I just plowed through Choke. Not nearly as good as Invisible Monsters, Survivor, or Lullaby. Also read his "travel guide" to Portland while i was in Portland.... Read More
Thursday the 6th of October:
Fly from Tampa to Portland. Have BoxOfficePoison Show me his lovely city,
Tuesday the 11th of October:
Fly back from PDX to Tampa
Thursday the 20th of October:
Fly to NYC. Hang out with friends whom i haven't seen since i moved to New Orleans. Have some real Pizza. Have some real Bagels. Take care of... Read More
Well, as you already "know", our horrible sinful immoral ways of porn-looking were what caused the hurricanes and the debachles in the middle east, and the problems with korea, and the starving children in the slums around the world, and the HIV/AIDS epidemic wiping out Africa, and the Tsunami, and. . .well, JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE THAT'S WRONG WITH THE... Read More
UGGG!! SOOO BORED!!!!! This town SUCKS (And i don't mean sucks like a blowjob, because that's enjoyable. I mean sucks like BLOWS, and not like a blowjob because that's enjoyable. I mean blows like IT"S SOOOOO BORING!!!)
Ahem . .. sorry for all the caps.
I think i'm gonna go do nothing now. Weeeee
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oh yeah, i was bored so i changed my profile.... Read More
Yup, guess we are all in the grip of Misery Through Water though actually all is okay now. Twatty culprit neighbout has still not dared to show his face.
I went to the Italian Grocery store today to get a wedge of imported Parmigiano Reggiano cheese because i cant deal with that crappy shit that's in the supermarket. . "Grated cheese" my ass. It's the real shit, or a hunger strike.
Anyway... So i went to get that one $14 wedge of cheese, and i wound up spending $43 because i shouldn't be allowed... Read More
I watched it three times AND read the movie novelization. Yes, all the decent librarians watched it. How often do they make a movie with your profession as the title?!?
It was deliciously cheesy and corny in a wannabe Indiana Jones kind of way, and it really had very little to do with libraries, but it was friggin sweet.
If they made a movie about me-- I think I'd want Christina Ricci. She's cute.
You should definitely be Johnny Depp-- way hotter. Willem Dafoe is creepy-- fun fact: my mom babysat him when he was a baby!
That's a 1/2 game AHEAD now. (look at the bottom of the page)
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I had the weirdest day on Monday.
-Lunch @ a bar in St. Pete-walk along the beach-blisters on my feet-random 18 year old jesus freak chick- Baseball by myself @ the Trop- Drays beating the sox- surrounded by sox fans while rooting for the... Read More
oh joy!
Sorry about the possible delay in NYC, although it could be worse.
Duluth anyone? Anyone?
"It's not apt for any other city, except maybe the Vatican."
Too true, but professional sports don't give a shit about things like that. Exhibit A: The Utah Jazz.
[Edited on Oct 26, 2005 2:52PM]