Joke of the day:
Local Insane Asylum.
Time for their Yearly review by the state.
State Inspector shows up and talks to the Asylums administrator. They chat for a while, go over some numbers and then the inpector say, "Everything seems in order, i just need to go around and do a visual inspection of some of the patients."
"Follow me," says the administrator.
They...
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Local Insane Asylum.
Time for their Yearly review by the state.
State Inspector shows up and talks to the Asylums administrator. They chat for a while, go over some numbers and then the inpector say, "Everything seems in order, i just need to go around and do a visual inspection of some of the patients."
"Follow me," says the administrator.
They...
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I've been busy. . completely neglecting my weekly profile changes. So i changed it.
I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was...
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I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was...
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hati:
Just because you pass a breathalyzer doesn't mean that can't take you out of your car to at least do all those "touch your nose" type tests.
And that's an odd law that you can look for the person who hit you if you are within one mile of the accident. How did you know that?
And that's an odd law that you can look for the person who hit you if you are within one mile of the accident. How did you know that?
arachnequarius:
noise, you rock my world!! and if you are just now figuring out what a complete nut i am, well ... welcome. 
however, i suspect that is the very reason we get on so well. to whit, who in the hell would do the above to southern police officers, or, heaven forbid, highway patrol? a bad idea that might land you in the swamp, mister! oi.
yr survivalist instincts are the same, just with cooler stuff. i prolly should have mentioned that i would take my computer, as it is actually my brain made manifest. but yr stuff sounds very much the same in quality, if not quantity - that which truly matters, feels alive, and cannot be replaced even if a different object is substituted. sin and her stuff - awesome. and you use every bit, huh? on a side note, you and sin are really quite complimentary beings. its very awesome.
i think the ability to live on very little is what makes living above yr means so fucking fun - because you KNOW that you are going all out, indulging, luxuriating, etc. there is none of this upper echalon rhetoric of haaaaaaaaving to have this object or that event - you know you are taking things to the extreme and loving every minute of it. also, when you can enjoy life with very little, you squeeze every pleasure out of little luxuries. i have chai made by someone else maybe once every few months, but i looooooove it.
as for the whos, actually, it was directed at a v. small range of people, and mostly one person, none of whom will read it here. although a few pple here get it, and know enough to know who i *am* referencing, it is not about anyone on this little island. no, this place is like a respite from such RL madness(es). the funny thing, if the person to whom i obliquely refer as the source were to read it, she would not see herself AT ALL. oh, the joy of ignorance.
death is an obsession, but not at all an option. i gots too much to do. like move.
and if i've not mentioned it before now, i think it fucking rocks that you did pick up yr life and move. restarting in a new location takes Major Courage, and its completely rad that you did it. and that you are making it work!! i think you are so so set up to do what you want to do, and you made that happen. rock the fuck on, baby.
ok, crazy lady go way now. *mutters to self*
however, i suspect that is the very reason we get on so well. to whit, who in the hell would do the above to southern police officers, or, heaven forbid, highway patrol? a bad idea that might land you in the swamp, mister! oi.
yr survivalist instincts are the same, just with cooler stuff. i prolly should have mentioned that i would take my computer, as it is actually my brain made manifest. but yr stuff sounds very much the same in quality, if not quantity - that which truly matters, feels alive, and cannot be replaced even if a different object is substituted. sin and her stuff - awesome. and you use every bit, huh? on a side note, you and sin are really quite complimentary beings. its very awesome.
i think the ability to live on very little is what makes living above yr means so fucking fun - because you KNOW that you are going all out, indulging, luxuriating, etc. there is none of this upper echalon rhetoric of haaaaaaaaving to have this object or that event - you know you are taking things to the extreme and loving every minute of it. also, when you can enjoy life with very little, you squeeze every pleasure out of little luxuries. i have chai made by someone else maybe once every few months, but i looooooove it.
as for the whos, actually, it was directed at a v. small range of people, and mostly one person, none of whom will read it here. although a few pple here get it, and know enough to know who i *am* referencing, it is not about anyone on this little island. no, this place is like a respite from such RL madness(es). the funny thing, if the person to whom i obliquely refer as the source were to read it, she would not see herself AT ALL. oh, the joy of ignorance.
death is an obsession, but not at all an option. i gots too much to do. like move.
and if i've not mentioned it before now, i think it fucking rocks that you did pick up yr life and move. restarting in a new location takes Major Courage, and its completely rad that you did it. and that you are making it work!! i think you are so so set up to do what you want to do, and you made that happen. rock the fuck on, baby.
ok, crazy lady go way now. *mutters to self*
Bad day.
-have 1 dollar in my wallet
-i pulled/twisted/almost threw out my back Saturday night.
-I only had some spring rolls for breakfast. Then i took some Aleve, which didnt work, so i took some other painkiller that they had in the first aid kit that had Acetomenophen, Asprin, some other painkiller & caffine. That didnt work and then i found what i was...
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-have 1 dollar in my wallet
-i pulled/twisted/almost threw out my back Saturday night.
-I only had some spring rolls for breakfast. Then i took some Aleve, which didnt work, so i took some other painkiller that they had in the first aid kit that had Acetomenophen, Asprin, some other painkiller & caffine. That didnt work and then i found what i was...
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burstandbloom:
im so dirt poor
it unbelievable
i hear that
1 dollar in the wallet thing
after last night - hanging with Hyena and Parikhan
i probably shouldnt do anything for a week
but
me and Hyena are going to a poetry reading at the
Gold Mine Saloon
on dauphine in the quarter
on wednesday night
will you be around
before or during
we should meet up
since your down there anyway
tits
mike
it unbelievable
i hear that
1 dollar in the wallet thing
after last night - hanging with Hyena and Parikhan
i probably shouldnt do anything for a week
but
me and Hyena are going to a poetry reading at the
Gold Mine Saloon
on dauphine in the quarter
on wednesday night
will you be around
before or during
we should meet up
since your down there anyway
tits
mike
midknight:
hope, your back feels better, yo 
Fuckin aye
The Fury unleashed
I really don't want to come off as sexist, but it's hard for me not to say what i'm about to say without sounding so. . .
I hate female sports announcers. I truly, for my own listening pleasure hope she's fucking awesome, otherwise i'll be furious. I've yet to hear a female sports announcer say something productive (and yes,...
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The Fury unleashed
I really don't want to come off as sexist, but it's hard for me not to say what i'm about to say without sounding so. . .
I hate female sports announcers. I truly, for my own listening pleasure hope she's fucking awesome, otherwise i'll be furious. I've yet to hear a female sports announcer say something productive (and yes,...
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mercie:
ah god, I GUESS I'm okay. I go between feeling pretty good and super shitty. I wonder what it's like to actually feel really happy. Honestly. It seems like it was forever ago. My boy stays the night and then as soon as I'm out of the shower in the morning he's like "I have to leave, I gotta go do shit." *bee line for the door*
Um, ok bye.
So now I have a Sunday afternoon to myself and I don't have any fucking plans. I HATE HATE HATE being by myself. Not a clue as to what to do. Fuck this sucks.
OK I'm outta here before I keep bitching. So yeah, I'm doing craptastic, thanks for asking....
Um, ok bye.
So now I have a Sunday afternoon to myself and I don't have any fucking plans. I HATE HATE HATE being by myself. Not a clue as to what to do. Fuck this sucks.
OK I'm outta here before I keep bitching. So yeah, I'm doing craptastic, thanks for asking....
burstandbloom:
cheesy 80s dude
youre such a yuppy
you made sintrex a duct tape top
?
strangely
i thought i saw someone who looked a lot like her at
Snake and Jakes
on saturday
anybody go to Hi Ho tonight
?
i have job interview in the a
m
and last nights debacle lasted 28 hours
so
im beat
youre such a yuppy
you made sintrex a duct tape top
?
strangely
i thought i saw someone who looked a lot like her at
Snake and Jakes
on saturday
anybody go to Hi Ho tonight
?
i have job interview in the a
m
and last nights debacle lasted 28 hours
so
im beat
So yesterday i was walking down Esplanade, when I found Trivial Pursuit 20th Anniversary Edition just sitting there on the sidewalk. Fuck i was sooooo exited, but as we play it, we realize it SUCKS, and is nothing like Trivial Pursuit Genus 1. . .the first edition, the real motherfucker! There are horrible grammar problems, and we've already found 3 mistakes. But, since our Genus...
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raulbnuttz:
... and still somehow, that meant so much to me ... 
hyenahell:
and all the pieces were there? 
I just ordered THIS!!!! It comes first thing Thursday morn.
Then i'm gonna scratch off the make and model number so nobody knows what my secret weapon is. Then i'll be sought after for my amazing Sound Manning abilities! Mwoohahahahahahah!
*************
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holy shit. Garlic Jelly on toast. (yes, garlic jelly. . .once more, GARLIC JELLY on toast) is the most amazing thing...
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Then i'm gonna scratch off the make and model number so nobody knows what my secret weapon is. Then i'll be sought after for my amazing Sound Manning abilities! Mwoohahahahahahah!
*************
Edited to add...
holy shit. Garlic Jelly on toast. (yes, garlic jelly. . .once more, GARLIC JELLY on toast) is the most amazing thing...
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suburban_relapse:
You are so funny
izabel:
Garlic jello -- even better.
Just so you know, I kick so much ass.
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leola76:
Tell us something we don't know!
Sorry I've been scarce, Bello. Life has been busy, frustrating, depressing, stressful, but I'm back in full swing now! Missed ya!
Sorry I've been scarce, Bello. Life has been busy, frustrating, depressing, stressful, but I'm back in full swing now! Missed ya!
elvgrenink:
aw thanks for the birthday wish
hope all is going well on your end.
and yes you do kick much ass
hope all is going well on your end.
and yes you do kick much ass
Ok, really quick before i go to work. . . .
A list of the worst songs (and my most hated songs) ever. I'll start it off. Feel free to add as many and as often as you like. Just make sure the songs are fucking awful. I'll be adding more later.
Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Piano Man
MMM Bop
Cryin' (aerosmith- I'd say Crazy...
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A list of the worst songs (and my most hated songs) ever. I'll start it off. Feel free to add as many and as often as you like. Just make sure the songs are fucking awful. I'll be adding more later.
Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Piano Man
MMM Bop
Cryin' (aerosmith- I'd say Crazy...
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burstandbloom:
so many bad songs
so little time
i cant list em all
RUSH is a bad band
CELINE DION sings all annoying songs
i cant understand why people like 50 CENT
so
are you still working at the gay bar
are you doing the sound there - if not ill do that shit
so little time
i cant list em all
RUSH is a bad band
CELINE DION sings all annoying songs
i cant understand why people like 50 CENT
so
are you still working at the gay bar
are you doing the sound there - if not ill do that shit
izabel:
Fur Elize. AAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Hey, here's a survey question. Would you see me differently if I did porn? Don't joke. I mean it. I'm having this argument with someone who claims that girls who look at porn but don't do it have low self esteem. Now, I've got pretty much the highest self-esteem of any girl I know. I just like to keep some shit for myself and the people I love, you know? I've never -- until now -- seen the need to prove my "self esteem" by showinng my ass to the world. But I feel like I'm being dared or something, and that if I don't go through with it, then it means that I'm insecure and hate my body. IT's a mind fuck, I know. Any advice?
Hey, here's a survey question. Would you see me differently if I did porn? Don't joke. I mean it. I'm having this argument with someone who claims that girls who look at porn but don't do it have low self esteem. Now, I've got pretty much the highest self-esteem of any girl I know. I just like to keep some shit for myself and the people I love, you know? I've never -- until now -- seen the need to prove my "self esteem" by showinng my ass to the world. But I feel like I'm being dared or something, and that if I don't go through with it, then it means that I'm insecure and hate my body. IT's a mind fuck, I know. Any advice?
Oh. my. god.
2:35 AM
Call from girl Sara. We met her when she waited on Sintantrix and my table one night at a restaraunt. We hung out that night. Sintantrix hung out with her one other time. I see her name on the phone and throw it to Sintantrix to answer. . .i'm engrossed in Sim City 3000.
2:36
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2:35 AM
Call from girl Sara. We met her when she waited on Sintantrix and my table one night at a restaraunt. We hung out that night. Sintantrix hung out with her one other time. I see her name on the phone and throw it to Sintantrix to answer. . .i'm engrossed in Sim City 3000.
2:36
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burstandbloom:
weird
i had a crazy story a while ago with some friends
we were out at club 360
and decided to go back to this guy and his girls apartment
they leave
me and my 2 other friends leave seperatlely
and stop off somewhere
when we get to the apartment
theres a cop car
the girl is on the front porch crying
the guy is half naked all scratched up
eventually he locks himeslef in the bathroom with a hunting knife threatening suicide
before we settle the whole thing down
and take them both away
before the cop got too pissed
cause he was about to cart them both away
anyway
do you have food at the place you work
i might stop by one night
when i get off from my crappy telemarketing job
i work until 10
lemme know yo
i had a crazy story a while ago with some friends
we were out at club 360
and decided to go back to this guy and his girls apartment
they leave
me and my 2 other friends leave seperatlely
and stop off somewhere
when we get to the apartment
theres a cop car
the girl is on the front porch crying
the guy is half naked all scratched up
eventually he locks himeslef in the bathroom with a hunting knife threatening suicide
before we settle the whole thing down
and take them both away
before the cop got too pissed
cause he was about to cart them both away
anyway
do you have food at the place you work
i might stop by one night
when i get off from my crappy telemarketing job
i work until 10
lemme know yo
ondyne:
wow too funny/weird/annoying. Personally I owuld have done the tapping bit, but I'm f'ed up that way! heehee!
Not to get nostalgic, but:
I miss
- an abundance of great Sushi
-Pommes Frites dips. I dont even like french fries, but those dips!
-Mamouns. Oh those Falafels and Shawarmas and Everything else
-Pizza. L&Bs, Deninos, and many many more.
-Bagels. Bagels. Bagels.
-the subway. Go figure
-the LES, East Village, Harlem, Alphabet City, Williamsburg, Greenpoint, and most of south and south east Brooklyn...
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I miss
- an abundance of great Sushi
-Pommes Frites dips. I dont even like french fries, but those dips!
-Mamouns. Oh those Falafels and Shawarmas and Everything else
-Pizza. L&Bs, Deninos, and many many more.
-Bagels. Bagels. Bagels.
-the subway. Go figure
-the LES, East Village, Harlem, Alphabet City, Williamsburg, Greenpoint, and most of south and south east Brooklyn...
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boxofficepoison:
I know, HST has always been someone I've been really torn on my whole life.
I just never know what to make of him.
Come to Vegas this weekend.
I just never know what to make of him.
Come to Vegas this weekend.
izabel:
Hmm. Mamoun's Falafel. That's where I'll go for lunch. Thanks.
you are soo sweet!
thank you
I'm fucking happy and happy's happy too.