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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YYYEAHHHHH!!

Opening fucking day at home motherfucker!

I love football and all. . . but i fucking really missed this all winter.
Randy Johnson wearing Pinstripes in the Stadium against the Bosox with Wells pitching on opening day was an amazing, awe inspiring sight.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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izabel:
jock.
jacinda:
biggrin kiss ARRR!!!
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This shit hurt my brain.

Ouch.

And now, to juxtapose all the real poets who convey emotion in their poetic journal entries.. . .poetry a la Noise

Some Haikus perhaps?

My right arm has skin
It connects to my shoulder
Watch as I punch you

Opening day nears
Yankees will sweep the BoSox
Boston will suffer

My face feels dirty
I think I shall go...
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arachnequarius:
dude - a stalkers guide? AWESOME!! you know, all publicity is good publicity, after all. and since i've duct taped myself live on stage now, i really need someone to help me up the ante - perhaps a bit of rope and trunk action - woo! seriously, tho, i did have a real stalker once - right down to the restraining order - good times. all i can say is if you think someone stole yr house key, don't assume you lost it - change the locks!!

ferret health is a very important thing indeed. just make sure that girl ferret is healthy enough to make the boy ferret his pot pie. crucial, that. tongue
ondyne:
thanks again for the crash space and being my hero! biggrin
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I want to make things explode. mad
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izabel:
I thought you had an outlet . . . something about stamp collecting . . .?
izabel:
Europe it is. Butterflies are best deep-fried and served on a bed of steamed bunny snouts.
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So, my roommate's cat, Dude, he's built like a rotweiler. And he sounds like he's been smoking 2 packs of Luckys a day. surreal


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Ok, now he's sleeping with his eyes open. Creepy. surreal surreal
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izabel:
my type -- almost dead
suburban_relapse:
Maybe he's not really a cat at all, bro...

Maybe he's this guy's surreal cousin.
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Land in NYC, Get Pizza, go out for a bit, get home, can't sleep, wake up eary, go to wake, eat, eat some more, go back to wake, finish wake 10:30PM, go uptown to sleep with friends, Watch some TV and talk
12:30 AM, try to fall asleep in harlem
4:30 AM, finally fall asleep
7:00 AM, wake up, get ready
8:00 AM, in car...
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burstandbloom:
did i see you do the moonwalk
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burstandbloom:
no
i dont think you did the moonwalk
actually
i didnt hear any Michael Jackson songs

we have to talk about that jello wrestling thing with sintan and your rommie though
i was talking about planning a get together on a friday
at the fight night boxing thing i do
at the Main Event in metairie anyway
and we could totally set up some foxy boxing or jello wrestling

im all about getting the hot girls covered in edible delights
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So, i gotta fly to NYC. It's not going to be fun. Funerals suck. Then i hope i can make it back for thursday night.

But, the church might not bury because it's holy week, so i dont know. And if i miss my thursday night it will suck, but thats whatever. If i miss work on the weekend, that really sucks because that means...
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izabel:
You're so bridge&tunnel&ferry&plane. That's one hell of an itinerary. If you don't make it to mamouns, I'll just stick that shawarma in a fedex box and it'll get there before you do.
bkwill:
I'm sorry to hear about loss. Hope you keep heart.
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Ok, so, there seems to be a lot of odd (and by odd i mean, personal, not to good) stuff going on with a lot of people. I really hope everything's working alright for all of you.

I too am faced with a certain situation. I'm not too hurt up by it, it was an inevitable thing that has been coming for a few years....
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boxofficepoison:
My aunt just passed away too. I'm also not terribly saddened by this, but more because she led a good life, made it to 85, and passed away relaitvely peacefully.
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People do and say many stupid things because they can't help it. They're stupid.

I, on the other hand, do and say many stupid things because i feel like it. tongue biggrin ooo aaa bok
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suburban_relapse:
I know, it was ridiculous, but I had to. beer and a show go together like.....well, beer and a show. tongue
junkllama:
stop talking about me biggrin
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I'm still trying to piece together thursday night. Huge chunks are missing from my memory. I woke up in the morning, looked around, realized i was home, and then tried to figure out how the hell i got there. Yeah, it was one of those nights.

What i do remember is
1-putting out a cigarette on my arm.
2-one block of the walk home.
3-dancing...
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junkllama:
wow.. your thursday night sounds a lot like my last night..
junkllama:
dude. how come you didn't drink that much last night?? i can't go about having witnesses to my depraved behaviour like that!! tongue
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So the empty apartment upstairs has a body stain on the floor from where some guy got shot in the head and layed there for a few days. In the 4+ months i've been here, i've yet to be up there during the day to see it.

I think i'm gonna go look at the body stain for a little while. biggrin

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That was sooooo...
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arachnequarius:
can i see? the only reason i am sorry i didn't go to medical school is that i weewy weewy wanted to play in a cadaver. *pouts*

and for once i am too spent to give a good long reply. i will, though, mister. just you wait. wink and i have NO DOUBT that worlds could be rocked. ahem. and you know what? two is company, but three is a party. WOO. eeek *waves at sin* hahahaha. tongue

oh, and it was totally fucking courageous of you to move. the fact that you didn't overcontemplate and angst yrself into staying or any other form of MeloDrama over the whole affair just reveals the coolness. of you, kid. and, the ferrets of course.

edited to add: right - cuz yr so normal mr. profile a week. biggrin

[Edited on Mar 17, 2005 2:56PM]
bkwill:
Yo my man, what's up with New Orleans these days, I wanted to talk to you about helping me find a place to stay while I'm down there.