I've been busy. . completely neglecting my weekly profile changes. So i changed it.
I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was stone cold sober for the last few days.
I'd assume they'd breathalyze me, which would show that i wasn't drunk. But since i said that i was, i don't think it would be that easy. They'd probably give me a hard time about something. I'm soooo fucking tempted to do this next time i get pulled over. It's such a bad idea.
I've been wondering what would happen to me if i got pulled over for something stupid like a broken headlight, or just stopped at a checkpoint. What would happen if the cop asked if i'd had anything to drink, and i were to say "yes, i'm drunk." even though i was stone cold sober for the last few days.
I'd assume they'd breathalyze me, which would show that i wasn't drunk. But since i said that i was, i don't think it would be that easy. They'd probably give me a hard time about something. I'm soooo fucking tempted to do this next time i get pulled over. It's such a bad idea.
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And that's an odd law that you can look for the person who hit you if you are within one mile of the accident. How did you know that?
yr survivalist instincts are the same, just with cooler stuff. i prolly should have mentioned that i would take my computer, as it is actually my brain made manifest. but yr stuff sounds very much the same in quality, if not quantity - that which truly matters, feels alive, and cannot be replaced even if a different object is substituted. sin and her stuff - awesome. and you use every bit, huh? on a side note, you and sin are really quite complimentary beings. its very awesome.
i think the ability to live on very little is what makes living above yr means so fucking fun - because you KNOW that you are going all out, indulging, luxuriating, etc. there is none of this upper echalon rhetoric of haaaaaaaaving to have this object or that event - you know you are taking things to the extreme and loving every minute of it. also, when you can enjoy life with very little, you squeeze every pleasure out of little luxuries. i have chai made by someone else maybe once every few months, but i looooooove it.
as for the whos, actually, it was directed at a v. small range of people, and mostly one person, none of whom will read it here. although a few pple here get it, and know enough to know who i *am* referencing, it is not about anyone on this little island. no, this place is like a respite from such RL madness(es). the funny thing, if the person to whom i obliquely refer as the source were to read it, she would not see herself AT ALL. oh, the joy of ignorance.
death is an obsession, but not at all an option. i gots too much to do. like move.
and if i've not mentioned it before now, i think it fucking rocks that you did pick up yr life and move. restarting in a new location takes Major Courage, and its completely rad that you did it. and that you are making it work!! i think you are so so set up to do what you want to do, and you made that happen. rock the fuck on, baby.
ok, crazy lady go way now. *mutters to self*