Got bored so changed my profile, again.
Some things you might not know aboot me:
-I'm the worst at calling people and talking on the phone. I won't even call to place an order for delivery because I can't stand doing that shit.
-I have this incredible way of shooting down people's hopes and dreams in ways in which they just can't argue. It drives people nuts. I don't know how i do it, i just do. Ask my friend Jock aboot it.
-I'm constatnly hurting/injuring myself. I'm not accident prone, so much as I just have poor risk assessment abilities. Ehh, not quite. I really just don't care aboot the risks that I assess.
-Speaking of which, i think there is a piece of glass in my foot. I cant see it, but i can fucking feel it
-Thats all for now, i'm lazy
Some things you might not know aboot me:
-I'm the worst at calling people and talking on the phone. I won't even call to place an order for delivery because I can't stand doing that shit.
-I have this incredible way of shooting down people's hopes and dreams in ways in which they just can't argue. It drives people nuts. I don't know how i do it, i just do. Ask my friend Jock aboot it.
-I'm constatnly hurting/injuring myself. I'm not accident prone, so much as I just have poor risk assessment abilities. Ehh, not quite. I really just don't care aboot the risks that I assess.
-Speaking of which, i think there is a piece of glass in my foot. I cant see it, but i can fucking feel it
-Thats all for now, i'm lazy
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Sorry about the seemingly misandrist rhetoric, Bello. I di dn't mean to make a generalization about all men. I was just trying to say that I'm always attracted to the same type of jerks, it's been a long time since I've been with a nice guy. They're hard to find.
Thanks for the love and care, it means a lot.