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Thursday Jan 27, 2005

Jan 27, 2005
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I was going to go to everyone's journals and be 'social', but i'm on sudefed and benadryll and my brain cant handle that right now, so i'll just leave you with some funny things overheard in the past few days:

Rich-wait, are you drinking water rob?
Me-yeah, why?
R-No reason, it's just unusual form to see you out and drinking water at a bar. Did you go soft on us?
Me- Nah man, didn't you know? Lame is the new cool man. Suburbia is the new Lower East Side man. It's the New Williamsburg! Get with it man! You're soooo 2004.

BoxOfficePoison: I'm in Norman, Oklahoma. (ok, that might not be such a far off thing for most people to hear, but it was the last thing i expected.)

My Bartender Nicholas: Noise, just because you're broke doesn't mean you can stop hanging out here. (like i'm supposed to go to the bar and stare at drunk people all night? hehehe)

OH MY GOD! I just remembered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was on my way home from my nightly walk/jog and i was doubling back down Bourbon street to my place and who did i see but the Naked Cowboy!!!! That was the last fucking thing i expected to see. I didnt know he left Times Square, but aparently he comes to Mardi Gras for
the past few years.



*******And now this.

Someone Posted this on eunice's journal. Good god


Worst part is, He actually looks like his own penis when the picture starts over! eeek
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
hyenahell:

"Worst part is, He actually looks like his own penis when the picture starts over!"



oh. my. god. that, being the funniest thing i've heard (out of context or not) in some time, is going in my journal.

Jan 27, 2005
suburban_relapse:
I feel you about the cold medicine...I feel like an astronaut, and not in a good way. That picture is making me dizzy!
Jan 29, 2005

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