YAY! I (well, Mercie) Found a Ferrets group!!!!!!!!!
I was reminded earlier of this story . . . .. this one night when i was at school i took my friend Melissa (the one from the Noise story) to the store in White Plains (7 minutes down the road from my school) to get cigs or something. So on the way down the road i see a fresh possum roadkill. I tell her Oh My God! i'm so picking that up on the way back to school. I dont know whether or not she beleived me, but sure enough when i reached it i pulled over to get it. I took my the Club and poked it a few times to make sure it was actually dead, which it was. Then i put back my the Club and got a shopping bag and put on a pair of latex gloves. yes i kept latex gloves in my car. I picked it up and put it in the plastic bag and in the "trunk" of my car and drove the rest of the way back with the windows open. I pulled in the parking lot and hid the possum under my car. I then went back to my room and got my roommate and some twine (i love my twine) and we went back out to the parking lot. I tied the twine around the possum really well and then carried around looking for just the right car. Then as if placed there by the gods, a car was BACKED into a spot, and it had a Meat is Murder bumpersticker on it!!!! Toooo good to beleive, but it was right there. So he stood watch as i hid behind the back of the car, let out a good length of twine and then tied the other end to the underside of the bumper. Then i hid the possum under the car and was merrily on my way. A few days later while on a trip off campus, there was the possum, about 1/4 down the road off campus, about a mile from where the car was parked. The twine was freyed and still around its neck. I could just imagine the fucking looks on people's faces as they saw this car with a Meat is Murder sticker dragging a dead possum down the road.
every single time i get the mental image of what it would look like if i was just some random person (my school is right in the middle of one of the 10 most affluent/expensive towns in america)so it would probably be some rich person sitting at a stop light as this car drives past draggin the possum
I was reminded earlier of this story . . . .. this one night when i was at school i took my friend Melissa (the one from the Noise story) to the store in White Plains (7 minutes down the road from my school) to get cigs or something. So on the way down the road i see a fresh possum roadkill. I tell her Oh My God! i'm so picking that up on the way back to school. I dont know whether or not she beleived me, but sure enough when i reached it i pulled over to get it. I took my the Club and poked it a few times to make sure it was actually dead, which it was. Then i put back my the Club and got a shopping bag and put on a pair of latex gloves. yes i kept latex gloves in my car. I picked it up and put it in the plastic bag and in the "trunk" of my car and drove the rest of the way back with the windows open. I pulled in the parking lot and hid the possum under my car. I then went back to my room and got my roommate and some twine (i love my twine) and we went back out to the parking lot. I tied the twine around the possum really well and then carried around looking for just the right car. Then as if placed there by the gods, a car was BACKED into a spot, and it had a Meat is Murder bumpersticker on it!!!! Toooo good to beleive, but it was right there. So he stood watch as i hid behind the back of the car, let out a good length of twine and then tied the other end to the underside of the bumper. Then i hid the possum under the car and was merrily on my way. A few days later while on a trip off campus, there was the possum, about 1/4 down the road off campus, about a mile from where the car was parked. The twine was freyed and still around its neck. I could just imagine the fucking looks on people's faces as they saw this car with a Meat is Murder sticker dragging a dead possum down the road.
every single time i get the mental image of what it would look like if i was just some random person (my school is right in the middle of one of the 10 most affluent/expensive towns in america)so it would probably be some rich person sitting at a stop light as this car drives past draggin the possum
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Briefly, I'm hiv + and have other medical problems. One year ago I was so fucking depressed that before I committed myself, I was trying to figure out a good way to kill myself...If I came up with a really good idea I would be dead...I didn't want to try and fail...Nothing sadder in my mind that someone who really wants to fucking die (like I did) and fails...I was in so much fucking pain dude that I wanted to die so much that I sat around and planned out ways to do it...I really wanted to get a gun but I never followed through on it because then I would have ended up like my old hero Cobain...
So, yeah dude I know...Here's the thing that you have to keep between us and not tell the SGNY group...I got kicked out of that group by Frejya because like you, when I'm depressed, I'm abusive or just a fucking asshole to others...When I realized what I had done, I tried to apologize but basically everyone said too little too late...I understand but like you, I hate treating people poorly (and especially when the only thing they did was get in between me when I was having a shit day..) Been there dude. Let me, Iggy, yourself, and anyone else cool help you out...I'm letting my new musician friends and old college crew help me. It's all about Karma in my mind. If you treat me with respect then you'll get it...
Yesterday I was absolutely miserable because my fucking cuntrag of a roommate pushed me over the edge...I don't want to treat her the way she's treating me so I'm not...I ran around like a fucking depressed freak (the way I was one year ago before I committed myself) because she's a bitch...What the fuck?
"Live and Let Die..." Word...
So, yeah dude. Don't treat others like shit. We'll both practice not doing that. Basically what I'm saying is we're both depressed musicians so we should hang out. Why the fuck not...
And, yeah don't get mad get even...I was fucking pissed yesterday. ONce I finally calmed down. I went spoke to the police and my law professors at LIU paralegal school...
My roommate doesn't realize who she is fucking with. If the law can do something which it will, she's fucked...My landlord and roommate said let it go. Be mature. I am but my lawyer is going to fuck her if possible. She told me "I hate you...I can't live with someone I hate...If I want to make your life a living hell then I will..." Fuck that shit...The police can't do shit but my lawyer will if possible and eventually she is going to be fucked. Word. Don't get mad get even.
Rob
Yeah ferrets group RULES!!