Here they are, by popular demand!
Conversation 1
KArlitz: YO !
ProphetNoise: good morning
KArlitz: whats up dude?
ProphetNoise: just got back from work
KArlitz: from work?
ProphetNoise: yes. . .the thing i do to make money
ProphetNoise: service for payment?
KArlitz: u work late hours?
ProphetNoise: i got at work @ 11:30
ProphetNoise: am
KArlitz: shit, long day huh
ProphetNoise: wow, that sentence is fucking awkwardly structured
KArlitz: yup it is....
KArlitz: so u doin anymore service for payment tonight?
ProphetNoise: tonight?
ProphetNoise: no, sleep to get up for work tomorry to be there by 9:30
KArlitz: u work in the city?
ProphetNoise: liberty state park in NJ
ProphetNoise: lookin at the statue of liberty's ass
KArlitz: NICe.. I am sure people would rather look at your ass
ProphetNoise: i guess
ProphetNoise: they should put me at the entrance to NY Harbor
KArlitz: yup....
KArlitz: so how was the club the other night?
ProphetNoise: fun. . .i was pissed cuz i had to leave at 7:30
KArlitz: u should have some.. u would make some bank....
KArlitz: I mean your own website....
ProphetNoise: i dont have one
KArlitz: now theres a way to make some cash for youtr move
ProphetNoise: well, i did, but that was for my apartment when i was at school. . .cuz we had a bar in the apartment
KArlitz: oh... coool.
ProphetNoise: it was a tradition type thing. . . our friends Paul and Ian built it for their apartment and called it the Heavy Hitters Lounge. Then when the graduated they passed it down to us and we put it in our apartment. My roommate and I completely redid it. . .he did the bar over and i redid the bar top and everyone was in awe because i'm so fucking awesome and have amazing building skills, now my friends adam and justin and chris and dave have it
KArlitz: so when will u be available for services for payment?
ProphetNoise: i dont know
KArlitz: u that booked?
ProphetNoise: huh?
KArlitz: are u that busy?
ProphetNoise: ahhhh
ProphetNoise: i totally read that wrong. . .
ProphetNoise: yeah, i'm actually a professional male escort and my madam has me on a tight scheduel
KArlitz: Like , when we going drinking again?
ProphetNoise: i dont know. .
KArlitz: AND... u still never gave me an answer as to what services for payment u do..
ProphetNoise: oh
KArlitz: we should seriously go have some drinks again..... u were a fun guy, unlike most lumps on this island
KArlitz: I mean I have $200 cash waiting for your services!
ProphetNoise: lololol, well, 1, yeah, i'm more fun than everyone on the island and thats why i never do anything on the island
ProphetNoise: and 2. . . .$200 cash. . the price has gone up i see?
KArlitz: Well, I just got some tax $$ back.. sooo, u know
ProphetNoise: ooo, tax money is coming back soon? =-O
KArlitz: if you filed, yeah
ProphetNoise: yeah, i file as soon as i can usually
KArlitz: u got like 2 weeks
KArlitz: sooooooo.. $200
KArlitz: ?
ProphetNoise: what about $200. . . do you buy whores often?
KArlitz: NEVER
KArlitz: Oh my GOD!!
KArlitz: u are the one, that said you have to be offered money
ProphetNoise: okay. . . but whores also say they have to be offered money. . . so whats the difference?
KArlitz: u said u need to be offered money, so I was looking at it as contributing to yor moving fund
ProphetNoise: oh
ProphetNoise: well isnt that a convienient euphamism? =-O
KArlitz: YEs, I thought so
ProphetNoise: well obviously
KArlitz:
KArlitz: are you offended?
KArlitz:
ProphetNoise: no
ProphetNoise: i dont get offended
KArlitz: OH..
KArlitz: I figured as much...
ProphetNoise: you do realize i'm straight
ProphetNoise: ?
KArlitz: Yes...
ProphetNoise: ok
KArlitz: There is no question there
ProphetNoise: so you understand the complications with what you ask?
KArlitz: getting your cock in an erect state?
ProphetNoise: i suppose thats it
KArlitz: what other complications do u see
KArlitz: ?
KArlitz: tossing yer salad.........
ProphetNoise: nah, theres no need for that
KArlitz: HA HA .... I am kidding
ProphetNoise: oh are you?
KArlitz: I guess u could say, I am intrigued by the money factor...
KArlitz: u are so vage with explaining that
KArlitz: so explain to me!
ProphetNoise: Am i vague?
ProphetNoise: you know i never give people a straight answer
ProphetNoise: because that's what they want
KArlitz: right.... so then what is it that you want?
ProphetNoise: is that a general question?
ProphetNoise: cuz there are a lot of things i want
KArlitz: in reference to $$$, u are serious
ProphetNoise: ya lost me
KArlitz: thiings u want, in exchange for money
Discuss............
ProphetNoise: whats to discuss?
KArlitz: DUDE.. U frickin crack me up! Such a Mystery Man
ProphetNoise: does it turn you on?
KArlitz: does it turn u on?
ProphetNoise: dont answer my fucking question with another question . . .
ProphetNoise: and it wasnt even an original one, you just repepeated me without spelling the word 'You"
KArlitz: Are you getting all nasty to me now?
ProphetNoise: sure
ProphetNoise: maybe?
ProphetNoise: i dont know
ProphetNoise: ok
KArlitz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KArlitz: Ok, so we can scrtach the $200, right
ProphetNoise: i guess. . . thats about 2 days pay. . .
ProphetNoise: hrmm, you know, most guys on staten island would have kicked your ass
KArlitz: OHHH.....
KArlitz: why didn't u kick my ass?
ProphetNoise: i'm a pacifist
ProphetNoise: thats why i have so many weapons
ProphetNoise: wait, what the fuck, i'm not a fucking pansy ass pacifist
KArlitz: see you could have come over and beat the shit out of me
ProphetNoise: you'd like that wouldnt you?
ProphetNoise: i'd do that for $200
ProphetNoise: but you'd have to sign a contract saying you wont sue me or some shit
KArlitz: no, I'd be pretty insulted actually
ProphetNoise: but you just said i could have?
KArlitz: yeah, when I said come over
KArlitz: but I would preferrably I would have sucked your cock
KArlitz: DId I just say that?
ProphetNoise: yeah
ProphetNoise: KArlitz: but I would preferrably I would have sucked your cock
ProphetNoise: see
KArlitz: oh yeah.. then u could have kicked my ass
ProphetNoise: you know what?
KArlitz: what's that?
ProphetNoise: I really have to take a shit, so i'm gonna do that, and then i'm gonna go to bed
KArlitz: well thanks for sharing.
ProphetNoise: welcome
KArlitz: u watching some porn before bed
ProphetNoise: you can jerk off thinking about me taking a nasty backed up dump
ProphetNoise: no porn
ProphetNoise: just bed, or PBS
KArlitz: u mean u are not Jerking off
ProphetNoise: no, i have to go to sleep, not work myself up
KArlitz: Ok Dude...... have a good night.. Hope I don't freak ya out
KArlitz: Gotta say, just intrigued by you... thats all!
ProphetNoise: intrigue many, understood by few, tamed by none . . . oooooooooooooo
KArlitz: Well, lets go have some drinks soon.. OK?
ProphetNoise: i dont drink
KArlitz: HAHAHAHAHAHHA OK..
ProphetNoise: right, to shit now
ProphetNoise: bye
KArlitz: bye
KArlitz: happy SHit
CONVERSAZIONE DUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KArlitz: Hey Dude
ProphetNoise: hey
KArlitz: Whats goin on?
ProphetNoise: i just woke up
KArlitz: u just woke up?
ProphetNoise: yeah, i fucking had a long day of work yesterday, and then couldnt sleep because of my fucking sinus and then had a long day of work today with the dumbest slowest guy there as my partner, and then crashed at like 9PM ..
ProphetNoise: probably going to sleep again soon
KArlitz: well that sure sucks.. So what is your job that yu do exactly?
ProphetNoise: i stab babies while eating veal
KArlitz: ok, amd the real answer is?
ProphetNoise: oh, um mm m m . . . . Serial rapist/arsonist
KArlitz: NIce...
KArlitz: so no Adobe Blues tonight?
ProphetNoise: no, singing the blues
KArlitz: ahhhh, why?
ProphetNoise: cuz they're not green or purple. .duh?
KArlitz: okee dokee
ProphetNoise: rrrrrrrrright
KArlitz: ok, well I am off to bed
KArlitz: Have a Good Night... Take some Claritan for your sinuses...
ProphetNoise: that shit dont work
ProphetNoise: the only thing that sorta seems to work is pseudoephedrine, but that shit fucking drives me nuts
ProphetNoise: good night
ProphetNoise: dont swallow any spiders
KArlitz: ?????
KArlitz: Spiders?
ProphetNoise: the average human unkowingly swallows 8-10 spiders in his/her sleep over the coarse of either a year or a lifetime (i forget which one it isO
ProphetNoise: )
KArlitz: Oh thats nice....
KArlitz: so u work tomorrow?
ProphetNoise: fuck no
ProphetNoise: i didnt take friday classes in college and i dont work on fridays in job
KArlitz: What CLub ya twirling your body tomorrow???
ProphetNoise: i was thinking about stoppin by your mother's house?
ProphetNoise: i hear that place is pretty hoppin on friday nights
ProphetNoise: =-O
KArlitz: well, you will have a long drive
ProphetNoise: nah, she usually sends me a limo
KArlitz: ok...
KArlitz: COOL
ProphetNoise: i suppose
KArlitz: so u stripping tomorrow?
ProphetNoise: yeah
ProphetNoise: you dont know
ProphetNoise: i strip every Friday night at 3AM at a place called SupaFreak . . . its in east ny
KArlitz: I would expect a flyer so I could stick some $$ down your non underwearing pants
ProphetNoise: it's really easy to find, its right where Flatbush meets Terrace
KArlitz: you are an ass, and must really want me killed
ProphetNoise: lol, i was wondering if you knew where that was. , . . .sometimes people are sooooo gullible
KArlitz: I am insulted
ProphetNoise: why, because you werent gullible?
KArlitz: that you want me killed
ProphetNoise: oh, i didnt say i wanted you killed
KArlitz: *** Pic of Crying Football face emoticon
ProphetNoise: theres no crying in football!
ProphetNoise: or Baseball!
ProphetNoise: actually, the only times a man should cry is when his dog or ferret dies, his favorite sports player retires, or when a very close family member dies.
ProphetNoise: notice how the family member came last
ProphetNoise: lol
KArlitz: are you that NOT INTO your Family?
ProphetNoise: oh, or if he's payed a lot of money
ProphetNoise: yeah, i
ProphetNoise: errrr
KArlitz: you cry if you are paid lots of money?
ProphetNoise: yeah, i get these urges to break some sort of glass over my mother's face and then use the shards of glass to shove down her throat. . .every time she opens her mouth
KArlitz: Yeah?
ProphetNoise: something like that
KArlitz: and your father
KArlitz: stop yanking ya cock.. and type
KArlitz: eww must be good
KArlitz: r u pooping
ProphetNoise: nope
ProphetNoise: i was typing something to someone
KArlitz: just giving you a hard time
ProphetNoise: you'd like to give me a hard time wouldnt you
ProphetNoise: B===D (_|_)
ProphetNoise: whoa
KArlitz: with something hard?
KArlitz: is that your cock and balls?
ProphetNoise: no, its the IM's
KArlitz: still would like to know how big he gets.. U said he gets wide, not lengthy
ProphetNoise: i say lots of things
KArlitz: Oh, SO I have notices
KArlitz: noticed
ProphetNoise: one time i said i was going to invent this video game. It would be called Rape. What you would have to do is go around raping people.
ProphetNoise: for every underage girl you get 100 bonus points and for every musclehead guy you rape and make realize that he si gay you get 200 bonus points
ProphetNoise: so yeah, i say thing
ProphetNoise: s
ProphetNoise: thats what people have mouths for
KArlitz: yes and other reasons
KArlitz: ** Happy football face
ProphetNoise: unfortunately most people dont fucking shut them and they make me want to stab them with my fucking sword
ProphetNoise: or blast my potato canon at their face from 3 feet away
KArlitz: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The anger in you!!!!!!!!!!
ProphetNoise: or just shoot them with one of the many guns i can chose from
ProphetNoise: how can you not be angry with all the humans alive?
KArlitz: I do agree
KArlitz: so should we play a live version of your rape game?
KArlitz: I am gonna come over now.ok?
ProphetNoise: ok. . ..
ProphetNoise: i live in east ny,. . . .right where flatbush and terrace meet ,, , hahahahah
ProphetNoise: oh man, i amuse myself sometimes
ProphetNoise: no wait, i amuse myself usually
KArlitz: no, u said near BArnes and noble
ProphetNoise: theres one right over there
KArlitz: in e ny
ProphetNoise: yep
ProphetNoise: actaually its a Barnes and Noble and Smith and Wesson
ProphetNoise: you know, so you can pick up books and guns to shoot yo homies
KArlitz: ooookkkkkkkkkkkk
ProphetNoise: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright
KArlitz: I thought I wou;ld come help u shoot your parents
KArlitz: so whats the address
ProphetNoise: 734 Evergreen terrace
KArlitz: how do I get there
ProphetNoise: you gotta go to springfield
KArlitz: and who's house is that?
ProphetNoise: no, its the simpsons adress
KArlitz: gotcha
KArlitz: and your address is?
KArlitz: I wanna come watch those movies
ProphetNoise: what movies?
KArlitz: JOhn Waters
KArlitz: soooooooooooooooooo
KArlitz: Yo FISH NETS
ProphetNoise: oh yeah . .. fuck my fucking Crybaby fucking VHS is all fucked royally and wont fucking play in my fucking VCR
ProphetNoise: fishnets?
ProphetNoise: i love fishnets
KArlitz: do you wear them?
KArlitz: so come watch at my apt. I have two vcrs that work
ProphetNoise: my VCR works, its the tape thats fuckt
ProphetNoise: sometimes i do
ProphetNoise: but they look a lot hotter on girls legs than on me
KArlitz: I bet you loook hot
ProphetNoise: well yeah, thats just assumed. . . . but for me, they definitely look hotter on chicks
KArlitz: cool
KArlitz: as long as your cock was popping through..
ProphetNoise: i could fit through the holes in the fishnets
ProphetNoise: its a shame really
KArlitz: no
KArlitz: I don't think so. U said u get compliments on it's girthProphetNoise: i said lots of things
KArlitz: I know u did.. Ok, dude...... I am going to bed....
ProphetNoise: ok good night
ProphetNoise: dont swallow any spiders
KArlitz: I won't
KArlitz: Don't do anything BAD...and email me the club you'll be dancing at tomorrow
KArlitz: SERIOUSLY.. E mail it to me....
ProphetNoise: i'm recording a band tomorrow night
KArlitz: in the city? WHat club?
ProphetNoise: in east ny
ProphetNoise: go to sleep
KArlitz: u are mean mean mean....
ProphetNoise: thank you
KArlitz: this is a missing picture of a crying football again
KArlitz: U be nice to me.... GOOD NIGHT
ProphetNoise: night
KArlitz: Ya Big Poopy Fart
KArlitz: Bye Dude
ProphetNoise: oh my fucking god, your goodbyes take forever
KArlitz: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ It's my B DAY NOW!!!
(His Warning level is at 20% cuz of that one)
KArlitz: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ It's my B DAY NOW!!!
(30%. . he's not too bright)
KArlitz: ???
( closed the window)
KArlitz: Dude?
ProphetNoise: go to sleep
KArlitz: what is that?
KArlitz: not even HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
KArlitz: sniff sniff.. BYE
KArlitz signed off at 2:29:35 AM.
Well thats that. . . . . . Notice how long it fucking took him to actualy go to bed from when he first said he was going. . .
Stupid older men!
Conversation 1
KArlitz: YO !
ProphetNoise: good morning
KArlitz: whats up dude?
ProphetNoise: just got back from work
KArlitz: from work?
ProphetNoise: yes. . .the thing i do to make money
ProphetNoise: service for payment?
KArlitz: u work late hours?
ProphetNoise: i got at work @ 11:30
ProphetNoise: am
KArlitz: shit, long day huh
ProphetNoise: wow, that sentence is fucking awkwardly structured
KArlitz: yup it is....
KArlitz: so u doin anymore service for payment tonight?
ProphetNoise: tonight?
ProphetNoise: no, sleep to get up for work tomorry to be there by 9:30
KArlitz: u work in the city?
ProphetNoise: liberty state park in NJ
ProphetNoise: lookin at the statue of liberty's ass
KArlitz: NICe.. I am sure people would rather look at your ass
ProphetNoise: i guess
ProphetNoise: they should put me at the entrance to NY Harbor
KArlitz: yup....
KArlitz: so how was the club the other night?
ProphetNoise: fun. . .i was pissed cuz i had to leave at 7:30
KArlitz: u should have some.. u would make some bank....
KArlitz: I mean your own website....
ProphetNoise: i dont have one
KArlitz: now theres a way to make some cash for youtr move
ProphetNoise: well, i did, but that was for my apartment when i was at school. . .cuz we had a bar in the apartment
KArlitz: oh... coool.
ProphetNoise: it was a tradition type thing. . . our friends Paul and Ian built it for their apartment and called it the Heavy Hitters Lounge. Then when the graduated they passed it down to us and we put it in our apartment. My roommate and I completely redid it. . .he did the bar over and i redid the bar top and everyone was in awe because i'm so fucking awesome and have amazing building skills, now my friends adam and justin and chris and dave have it
KArlitz: so when will u be available for services for payment?
ProphetNoise: i dont know
KArlitz: u that booked?
ProphetNoise: huh?
KArlitz: are u that busy?
ProphetNoise: ahhhh
ProphetNoise: i totally read that wrong. . .
ProphetNoise: yeah, i'm actually a professional male escort and my madam has me on a tight scheduel
KArlitz: Like , when we going drinking again?
ProphetNoise: i dont know. .
KArlitz: AND... u still never gave me an answer as to what services for payment u do..
ProphetNoise: oh
KArlitz: we should seriously go have some drinks again..... u were a fun guy, unlike most lumps on this island
KArlitz: I mean I have $200 cash waiting for your services!
ProphetNoise: lololol, well, 1, yeah, i'm more fun than everyone on the island and thats why i never do anything on the island
ProphetNoise: and 2. . . .$200 cash. . the price has gone up i see?
KArlitz: Well, I just got some tax $$ back.. sooo, u know
ProphetNoise: ooo, tax money is coming back soon? =-O
KArlitz: if you filed, yeah
ProphetNoise: yeah, i file as soon as i can usually
KArlitz: u got like 2 weeks
KArlitz: sooooooo.. $200
KArlitz: ?
ProphetNoise: what about $200. . . do you buy whores often?
KArlitz: NEVER
KArlitz: Oh my GOD!!
KArlitz: u are the one, that said you have to be offered money
ProphetNoise: okay. . . but whores also say they have to be offered money. . . so whats the difference?
KArlitz: u said u need to be offered money, so I was looking at it as contributing to yor moving fund
ProphetNoise: oh
ProphetNoise: well isnt that a convienient euphamism? =-O
KArlitz: YEs, I thought so
ProphetNoise: well obviously
KArlitz:
KArlitz: are you offended?
KArlitz:
ProphetNoise: no
ProphetNoise: i dont get offended
KArlitz: OH..
KArlitz: I figured as much...
ProphetNoise: you do realize i'm straight
ProphetNoise: ?
KArlitz: Yes...
ProphetNoise: ok
KArlitz: There is no question there
ProphetNoise: so you understand the complications with what you ask?
KArlitz: getting your cock in an erect state?
ProphetNoise: i suppose thats it
KArlitz: what other complications do u see
KArlitz: ?
KArlitz: tossing yer salad.........
ProphetNoise: nah, theres no need for that
KArlitz: HA HA .... I am kidding
ProphetNoise: oh are you?
KArlitz: I guess u could say, I am intrigued by the money factor...
KArlitz: u are so vage with explaining that
KArlitz: so explain to me!
ProphetNoise: Am i vague?
ProphetNoise: you know i never give people a straight answer
ProphetNoise: because that's what they want
KArlitz: right.... so then what is it that you want?
ProphetNoise: is that a general question?
ProphetNoise: cuz there are a lot of things i want
KArlitz: in reference to $$$, u are serious
ProphetNoise: ya lost me
KArlitz: thiings u want, in exchange for money
Discuss............
ProphetNoise: whats to discuss?
KArlitz: DUDE.. U frickin crack me up! Such a Mystery Man
ProphetNoise: does it turn you on?
KArlitz: does it turn u on?
ProphetNoise: dont answer my fucking question with another question . . .
ProphetNoise: and it wasnt even an original one, you just repepeated me without spelling the word 'You"
KArlitz: Are you getting all nasty to me now?
ProphetNoise: sure
ProphetNoise: maybe?
ProphetNoise: i dont know
ProphetNoise: ok
KArlitz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KArlitz: Ok, so we can scrtach the $200, right
ProphetNoise: i guess. . . thats about 2 days pay. . .
ProphetNoise: hrmm, you know, most guys on staten island would have kicked your ass
KArlitz: OHHH.....
KArlitz: why didn't u kick my ass?
ProphetNoise: i'm a pacifist
ProphetNoise: thats why i have so many weapons
ProphetNoise: wait, what the fuck, i'm not a fucking pansy ass pacifist
KArlitz: see you could have come over and beat the shit out of me
ProphetNoise: you'd like that wouldnt you?
ProphetNoise: i'd do that for $200
ProphetNoise: but you'd have to sign a contract saying you wont sue me or some shit
KArlitz: no, I'd be pretty insulted actually
ProphetNoise: but you just said i could have?
KArlitz: yeah, when I said come over
KArlitz: but I would preferrably I would have sucked your cock
KArlitz: DId I just say that?
ProphetNoise: yeah
ProphetNoise: KArlitz: but I would preferrably I would have sucked your cock
ProphetNoise: see
KArlitz: oh yeah.. then u could have kicked my ass
ProphetNoise: you know what?
KArlitz: what's that?
ProphetNoise: I really have to take a shit, so i'm gonna do that, and then i'm gonna go to bed
KArlitz: well thanks for sharing.
ProphetNoise: welcome
KArlitz: u watching some porn before bed
ProphetNoise: you can jerk off thinking about me taking a nasty backed up dump
ProphetNoise: no porn
ProphetNoise: just bed, or PBS
KArlitz: u mean u are not Jerking off
ProphetNoise: no, i have to go to sleep, not work myself up
KArlitz: Ok Dude...... have a good night.. Hope I don't freak ya out
KArlitz: Gotta say, just intrigued by you... thats all!
ProphetNoise: intrigue many, understood by few, tamed by none . . . oooooooooooooo
KArlitz: Well, lets go have some drinks soon.. OK?
ProphetNoise: i dont drink
KArlitz: HAHAHAHAHAHHA OK..
ProphetNoise: right, to shit now
ProphetNoise: bye
KArlitz: bye
KArlitz: happy SHit
CONVERSAZIONE DUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KArlitz: Hey Dude
ProphetNoise: hey
KArlitz: Whats goin on?
ProphetNoise: i just woke up
KArlitz: u just woke up?
ProphetNoise: yeah, i fucking had a long day of work yesterday, and then couldnt sleep because of my fucking sinus and then had a long day of work today with the dumbest slowest guy there as my partner, and then crashed at like 9PM ..
ProphetNoise: probably going to sleep again soon
KArlitz: well that sure sucks.. So what is your job that yu do exactly?
ProphetNoise: i stab babies while eating veal
KArlitz: ok, amd the real answer is?
ProphetNoise: oh, um mm m m . . . . Serial rapist/arsonist
KArlitz: NIce...
KArlitz: so no Adobe Blues tonight?
ProphetNoise: no, singing the blues
KArlitz: ahhhh, why?
ProphetNoise: cuz they're not green or purple. .duh?
KArlitz: okee dokee
ProphetNoise: rrrrrrrrright
KArlitz: ok, well I am off to bed
KArlitz: Have a Good Night... Take some Claritan for your sinuses...
ProphetNoise: that shit dont work
ProphetNoise: the only thing that sorta seems to work is pseudoephedrine, but that shit fucking drives me nuts
ProphetNoise: good night
ProphetNoise: dont swallow any spiders
KArlitz: ?????
KArlitz: Spiders?
ProphetNoise: the average human unkowingly swallows 8-10 spiders in his/her sleep over the coarse of either a year or a lifetime (i forget which one it isO
ProphetNoise: )
KArlitz: Oh thats nice....
KArlitz: so u work tomorrow?
ProphetNoise: fuck no
ProphetNoise: i didnt take friday classes in college and i dont work on fridays in job
KArlitz: What CLub ya twirling your body tomorrow???
ProphetNoise: i was thinking about stoppin by your mother's house?
ProphetNoise: i hear that place is pretty hoppin on friday nights
ProphetNoise: =-O
KArlitz: well, you will have a long drive
ProphetNoise: nah, she usually sends me a limo
KArlitz: ok...
KArlitz: COOL
ProphetNoise: i suppose
KArlitz: so u stripping tomorrow?
ProphetNoise: yeah
ProphetNoise: you dont know
ProphetNoise: i strip every Friday night at 3AM at a place called SupaFreak . . . its in east ny
KArlitz: I would expect a flyer so I could stick some $$ down your non underwearing pants
ProphetNoise: it's really easy to find, its right where Flatbush meets Terrace
KArlitz: you are an ass, and must really want me killed
ProphetNoise: lol, i was wondering if you knew where that was. , . . .sometimes people are sooooo gullible
KArlitz: I am insulted
ProphetNoise: why, because you werent gullible?
KArlitz: that you want me killed
ProphetNoise: oh, i didnt say i wanted you killed
KArlitz: *** Pic of Crying Football face emoticon
ProphetNoise: theres no crying in football!
ProphetNoise: or Baseball!
ProphetNoise: actually, the only times a man should cry is when his dog or ferret dies, his favorite sports player retires, or when a very close family member dies.
ProphetNoise: notice how the family member came last
ProphetNoise: lol
KArlitz: are you that NOT INTO your Family?
ProphetNoise: oh, or if he's payed a lot of money
ProphetNoise: yeah, i
ProphetNoise: errrr
KArlitz: you cry if you are paid lots of money?
ProphetNoise: yeah, i get these urges to break some sort of glass over my mother's face and then use the shards of glass to shove down her throat. . .every time she opens her mouth
KArlitz: Yeah?
ProphetNoise: something like that
KArlitz: and your father
KArlitz: stop yanking ya cock.. and type
KArlitz: eww must be good
KArlitz: r u pooping
ProphetNoise: nope
ProphetNoise: i was typing something to someone
KArlitz: just giving you a hard time
ProphetNoise: you'd like to give me a hard time wouldnt you
ProphetNoise: B===D (_|_)
ProphetNoise: whoa
KArlitz: with something hard?
KArlitz: is that your cock and balls?
ProphetNoise: no, its the IM's
KArlitz: still would like to know how big he gets.. U said he gets wide, not lengthy
ProphetNoise: i say lots of things
KArlitz: Oh, SO I have notices
KArlitz: noticed
ProphetNoise: one time i said i was going to invent this video game. It would be called Rape. What you would have to do is go around raping people.
ProphetNoise: for every underage girl you get 100 bonus points and for every musclehead guy you rape and make realize that he si gay you get 200 bonus points
ProphetNoise: so yeah, i say thing
ProphetNoise: s
ProphetNoise: thats what people have mouths for
KArlitz: yes and other reasons
KArlitz: ** Happy football face
ProphetNoise: unfortunately most people dont fucking shut them and they make me want to stab them with my fucking sword
ProphetNoise: or blast my potato canon at their face from 3 feet away
KArlitz: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The anger in you!!!!!!!!!!
ProphetNoise: or just shoot them with one of the many guns i can chose from
ProphetNoise: how can you not be angry with all the humans alive?
KArlitz: I do agree
KArlitz: so should we play a live version of your rape game?
KArlitz: I am gonna come over now.ok?
ProphetNoise: ok. . ..
ProphetNoise: i live in east ny,. . . .right where flatbush and terrace meet ,, , hahahahah
ProphetNoise: oh man, i amuse myself sometimes
ProphetNoise: no wait, i amuse myself usually
KArlitz: no, u said near BArnes and noble
ProphetNoise: theres one right over there
KArlitz: in e ny
ProphetNoise: yep
ProphetNoise: actaually its a Barnes and Noble and Smith and Wesson
ProphetNoise: you know, so you can pick up books and guns to shoot yo homies
KArlitz: ooookkkkkkkkkkkk
ProphetNoise: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright
KArlitz: I thought I wou;ld come help u shoot your parents
KArlitz: so whats the address
ProphetNoise: 734 Evergreen terrace
KArlitz: how do I get there
ProphetNoise: you gotta go to springfield
KArlitz: and who's house is that?
ProphetNoise: no, its the simpsons adress
KArlitz: gotcha
KArlitz: and your address is?
KArlitz: I wanna come watch those movies
ProphetNoise: what movies?
KArlitz: JOhn Waters
KArlitz: soooooooooooooooooo
KArlitz: Yo FISH NETS
ProphetNoise: oh yeah . .. fuck my fucking Crybaby fucking VHS is all fucked royally and wont fucking play in my fucking VCR
ProphetNoise: fishnets?
ProphetNoise: i love fishnets
KArlitz: do you wear them?
KArlitz: so come watch at my apt. I have two vcrs that work
ProphetNoise: my VCR works, its the tape thats fuckt
ProphetNoise: sometimes i do
ProphetNoise: but they look a lot hotter on girls legs than on me
KArlitz: I bet you loook hot
ProphetNoise: well yeah, thats just assumed. . . . but for me, they definitely look hotter on chicks
KArlitz: cool
KArlitz: as long as your cock was popping through..
ProphetNoise: i could fit through the holes in the fishnets
ProphetNoise: its a shame really
KArlitz: no
KArlitz: I don't think so. U said u get compliments on it's girthProphetNoise: i said lots of things
KArlitz: I know u did.. Ok, dude...... I am going to bed....
ProphetNoise: ok good night
ProphetNoise: dont swallow any spiders
KArlitz: I won't
KArlitz: Don't do anything BAD...and email me the club you'll be dancing at tomorrow
KArlitz: SERIOUSLY.. E mail it to me....
ProphetNoise: i'm recording a band tomorrow night
KArlitz: in the city? WHat club?
ProphetNoise: in east ny
ProphetNoise: go to sleep
KArlitz: u are mean mean mean....
ProphetNoise: thank you
KArlitz: this is a missing picture of a crying football again
KArlitz: U be nice to me.... GOOD NIGHT
ProphetNoise: night
KArlitz: Ya Big Poopy Fart
KArlitz: Bye Dude
ProphetNoise: oh my fucking god, your goodbyes take forever
KArlitz: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ It's my B DAY NOW!!!
(His Warning level is at 20% cuz of that one)
KArlitz: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ It's my B DAY NOW!!!
(30%. . he's not too bright)
KArlitz: ???
( closed the window)
KArlitz: Dude?
ProphetNoise: go to sleep
KArlitz: what is that?
KArlitz: not even HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
KArlitz: sniff sniff.. BYE
KArlitz signed off at 2:29:35 AM.
Well thats that. . . . . . Notice how long it fucking took him to actualy go to bed from when he first said he was going. . .
Stupid older men!
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peggy:
So, how's your "stalker"? 
boxofficepoison:
That was pretty damn strange man. Longest journal entry I actually read ever I think too.