love goin out friday night and getting home monday night. Good feeling.
Was nice to know that i got back to find myself a new menber of the SGNY and Recordist groups which is pretty awesome too.
And now for a little comic relief:
ANNOYING PEOPLE AT CLUBS!
1- The Backwards Dancer: This person is usually dancing with someone else. He/She will often take a step away from their dancing partner as some sort of tease or something. The Backwards Dancer never takes a step back towards their partner, causing the partner to take one step forward. The end result is 2 people who keep backing up into me dancing.
2- The Leaning Dancer: Very similar to the Backward Dancer, the Leaning Dancer for some reason beleives that leaning on me is a vital to his dancing.
3- The Magnetic Dancer: A seemingly high tech amalgamation of the previous two dancers, this dancer always somehow finds his/herself in my dancing space, no matter which way i or how far away i go.
4- The Sweaty Buff Topless Guy: Need I explain?
5 The Testosterone Junkie: These guys usually have too much testosterone and not enough power in their hypothalamus and/or pituitary gland to control it. These characters can usually be seen merely walking around the club bumping into people on purpose, shoving their way through the dance floor to get where they're going, and puffing out their chests constantly. Many times the Testosterone Junkies will overlap the Sweaty Buff Topless Guys group. Often they can be seen flexing their muscles and/or punching the air, since the muscles are too jacked to actually move, preventing dancing. I usually know they're nearby because their sweat is dripping on me while i'm dancing.
6 The Searcher: The Searcher is the person you see wandering the club with a perpetually determined look on his/her face, as if they are searching for someone/something/somewhat/someway/etc. They never seem to find what they're looking for, but they never seem to give up.
7 The Trainwreck:Usually people not familiar with a club's layout or with clubs in general. They don't seem to know why they're in one spot, so they hop on the back of the people trains flowing through the club. Unfortunately, due to their inexperience, they usually lose the train and wind up stuck somewhere on the dance floor. Since they had no real destination to begin with, they just stay where they got stuck. The first problem with that is the fact that they got stuck. If you get stuck, it's because there are too many people there already, otherwise you would have gotten by. There's no room for your group. The second is, they always seem to get stuck. . . yep, right where i'm dancing.
8 The Do I Look Good Enough? Dancer: This Dancer is usually seen dancing looking at everyone else to see who's looking at them. Constantly checking their clothes, hair, makeup, boobs, ass, cleavage, and pecs, one wonders how much they can be enjoying themselves.
9 The SpaceHog: So youre at a club thats pretty crowded and theres barely enough room for each person to dance freely, if even. There is no need for the SpaceHog to push everyone out of his way and show off his moves to himself, or his juicehead friends, who all must follow suit immediately after and flail around themselves. When they try to do this, they usually displace several people, and sure enough, one of those people usually seems to be me.
10 The Musicless Dancer: Closely related to the SpaceHog, the Musicless Dancer obviously practiced his or her moves all week long to show them off at the club. This dancer does not actually dance to the music, but rather does some difficult dance moves to show them off and then just stands around until the next display of awesomeness. And you can usually find them . . . .wherever Im trying to dance.
11 The Bruce Lee: A subcategory of the Musicless Dancer, the Bruce Lee feel the need to perform Kung Fu as dance moves. In the Bruce Lee Dancers arsenal of steps can be found the roundhouse kick, the high tripple kick, the spin low spin high spin low kick, the arial punch kick, etc. You dont need a map to find these guys either. . all you need to know is where I am.
12 The Overprotective Friend: Just because Im talking to your friend does not mean Im hitting on them. There is no need for you to get all in my face about it or start rounding up the other friends and staring at me. And the reason Im talking to your friend and not you, is probably because theyre not an asshole like you are.
13 The Wannabe DJ: You can tell who the people in club whos parents just bought them a set of tables are. Theyre usually dress in docker type pants or straightleg jeans, have a collared shirt open with a Tshirt underneath, often a baseball cap, and usually in sneakers. But thats not how you can tell. You can tell because theyre not really dancing. Theyre standing staring at the DJ Booth giving a knowing nod as if theyre condoning the DJs actions and acclimating the DJs abilities. The funny thing is that they Cant actually see what the DJ is doing! But theyre DJs also so they can tell what hes doing by the subtle movement of his shoulders, right?
14 The 13/16 Dancer: Either this person has an amazing ability to hear and dance to crazy polyrhythms, or they just have no rhythm.
Now if these things really bothered me that much, I wouldnt complain about them, I just wouldnt go to clubs. But I still go to clubs and Im probably guilty of a bunch of these things too so I hope no one takes offence, tis all in good fun.
Was nice to know that i got back to find myself a new menber of the SGNY and Recordist groups which is pretty awesome too.
And now for a little comic relief:
ANNOYING PEOPLE AT CLUBS!
1- The Backwards Dancer: This person is usually dancing with someone else. He/She will often take a step away from their dancing partner as some sort of tease or something. The Backwards Dancer never takes a step back towards their partner, causing the partner to take one step forward. The end result is 2 people who keep backing up into me dancing.
2- The Leaning Dancer: Very similar to the Backward Dancer, the Leaning Dancer for some reason beleives that leaning on me is a vital to his dancing.
3- The Magnetic Dancer: A seemingly high tech amalgamation of the previous two dancers, this dancer always somehow finds his/herself in my dancing space, no matter which way i or how far away i go.
4- The Sweaty Buff Topless Guy: Need I explain?
5 The Testosterone Junkie: These guys usually have too much testosterone and not enough power in their hypothalamus and/or pituitary gland to control it. These characters can usually be seen merely walking around the club bumping into people on purpose, shoving their way through the dance floor to get where they're going, and puffing out their chests constantly. Many times the Testosterone Junkies will overlap the Sweaty Buff Topless Guys group. Often they can be seen flexing their muscles and/or punching the air, since the muscles are too jacked to actually move, preventing dancing. I usually know they're nearby because their sweat is dripping on me while i'm dancing.
6 The Searcher: The Searcher is the person you see wandering the club with a perpetually determined look on his/her face, as if they are searching for someone/something/somewhat/someway/etc. They never seem to find what they're looking for, but they never seem to give up.
7 The Trainwreck:Usually people not familiar with a club's layout or with clubs in general. They don't seem to know why they're in one spot, so they hop on the back of the people trains flowing through the club. Unfortunately, due to their inexperience, they usually lose the train and wind up stuck somewhere on the dance floor. Since they had no real destination to begin with, they just stay where they got stuck. The first problem with that is the fact that they got stuck. If you get stuck, it's because there are too many people there already, otherwise you would have gotten by. There's no room for your group. The second is, they always seem to get stuck. . . yep, right where i'm dancing.
8 The Do I Look Good Enough? Dancer: This Dancer is usually seen dancing looking at everyone else to see who's looking at them. Constantly checking their clothes, hair, makeup, boobs, ass, cleavage, and pecs, one wonders how much they can be enjoying themselves.
9 The SpaceHog: So youre at a club thats pretty crowded and theres barely enough room for each person to dance freely, if even. There is no need for the SpaceHog to push everyone out of his way and show off his moves to himself, or his juicehead friends, who all must follow suit immediately after and flail around themselves. When they try to do this, they usually displace several people, and sure enough, one of those people usually seems to be me.
10 The Musicless Dancer: Closely related to the SpaceHog, the Musicless Dancer obviously practiced his or her moves all week long to show them off at the club. This dancer does not actually dance to the music, but rather does some difficult dance moves to show them off and then just stands around until the next display of awesomeness. And you can usually find them . . . .wherever Im trying to dance.
11 The Bruce Lee: A subcategory of the Musicless Dancer, the Bruce Lee feel the need to perform Kung Fu as dance moves. In the Bruce Lee Dancers arsenal of steps can be found the roundhouse kick, the high tripple kick, the spin low spin high spin low kick, the arial punch kick, etc. You dont need a map to find these guys either. . all you need to know is where I am.
12 The Overprotective Friend: Just because Im talking to your friend does not mean Im hitting on them. There is no need for you to get all in my face about it or start rounding up the other friends and staring at me. And the reason Im talking to your friend and not you, is probably because theyre not an asshole like you are.
13 The Wannabe DJ: You can tell who the people in club whos parents just bought them a set of tables are. Theyre usually dress in docker type pants or straightleg jeans, have a collared shirt open with a Tshirt underneath, often a baseball cap, and usually in sneakers. But thats not how you can tell. You can tell because theyre not really dancing. Theyre standing staring at the DJ Booth giving a knowing nod as if theyre condoning the DJs actions and acclimating the DJs abilities. The funny thing is that they Cant actually see what the DJ is doing! But theyre DJs also so they can tell what hes doing by the subtle movement of his shoulders, right?
14 The 13/16 Dancer: Either this person has an amazing ability to hear and dance to crazy polyrhythms, or they just have no rhythm.
Now if these things really bothered me that much, I wouldnt complain about them, I just wouldnt go to clubs. But I still go to clubs and Im probably guilty of a bunch of these things too so I hope no one takes offence, tis all in good fun.
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tigress:
Without alone time i go fucking crazy. so i can only imagine how you feel sweetie.
iggy:
wow noise i thought i was the only one who got bothered by these types of people....cause they can always be found where i am dancing too...