So yeah, when you're snowboarding and you launch off the top of a spine, a spine that you've hit and landed all season, one should avoid landing directly on one's shoulder on the flat ground a zilliondybilliondy feet away from the spine. . that shit hurts. 
Perhaps I should go to the emergency room? I'm hungry
Perhaps I should go to the emergency room? I'm hungry
Hellooooo new friend!!!!!