Woot!
I'm now the owner of the Recordists Group.
Anybody who does recording, digital music, or live sound can stop by.
Whether you're an audio engineer, producer, self recording musician, a musician who's going into the recording studio and wants to familiarize yourself with the process, or are just interested in all things Audio, come on down. I'm trying to liven up the group.
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And now. . .Terribly Geeky Humor!!!
-There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
-A mathematician, a physicist, and a computer scientist are asked to prove that all odd numbers are prime.
The mathematician says, "Well, 1 is prime, and 3 is prime, and 5 is prime, so there is a pattern: if n=0, 1, 2... then it is apparent that for each n, 2n+1 is prime. Therefore, for any n, given that 2n+1 is prime, 2(n+1)+1 must also be prime. Thus by induction, all odd numbers are prime."
The physicist starts writing odd numbers on the blackboard and circling the prime ones. "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, hmm... 9 isn't prime, but 11 and 13 are. The result for 9 must be due to experimental error, and we can safely generalize that all odd numbers are prime."
The computer scientist simply states, "one is prime, one is prime, one is prime..."
-2+2=5. . . for very large values of 2
-In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi
-(recursive humor)
The world is divided into two sections:
People who say "The world is divided into two sections,"
and people who say "The world is divided into two sections: People who say the world is divided into two sections, and people who say the world is divided into two sections: People who say . ..
-Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician?
He worked it out with a pencil
-Why is xmas the same as halloween?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
-The Time Travelers Club me here every yesterday, 3:30 PM. Be prompt!
I'm now the owner of the Recordists Group.
Anybody who does recording, digital music, or live sound can stop by.
Whether you're an audio engineer, producer, self recording musician, a musician who's going into the recording studio and wants to familiarize yourself with the process, or are just interested in all things Audio, come on down. I'm trying to liven up the group.
==============================
And now. . .Terribly Geeky Humor!!!
-There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
-A mathematician, a physicist, and a computer scientist are asked to prove that all odd numbers are prime.
The mathematician says, "Well, 1 is prime, and 3 is prime, and 5 is prime, so there is a pattern: if n=0, 1, 2... then it is apparent that for each n, 2n+1 is prime. Therefore, for any n, given that 2n+1 is prime, 2(n+1)+1 must also be prime. Thus by induction, all odd numbers are prime."
The physicist starts writing odd numbers on the blackboard and circling the prime ones. "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, hmm... 9 isn't prime, but 11 and 13 are. The result for 9 must be due to experimental error, and we can safely generalize that all odd numbers are prime."
The computer scientist simply states, "one is prime, one is prime, one is prime..."
-2+2=5. . . for very large values of 2
-In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi
-(recursive humor)
The world is divided into two sections:
People who say "The world is divided into two sections,"
and people who say "The world is divided into two sections: People who say the world is divided into two sections, and people who say the world is divided into two sections: People who say . ..
-Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician?
He worked it out with a pencil
-Why is xmas the same as halloween?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
-The Time Travelers Club me here every yesterday, 3:30 PM. Be prompt!
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I'm sure you'll do fine " by any means nessecary."
Power to ya, bro,