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Tuesday Jul 26, 2005

Jul 26, 2005
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I would like to end someone's life. I'll be accepting resumes every day between 3p and 6p, in person. Please come prepared to interview.
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lowroller:
Awesome. I was going to put out an ad calling all hitmen in training to test their skills on me.

What do you mean by being prepared? Last will and testament and so on? A note to my friends and family?

I don't have a resume though ... probably why I'm still working a shitty job ..
Jul 29, 2005
lowroller:
No experience, but i hear it's as easy as falling off a bridge.
Jul 29, 2005

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