I forgot that I was stuck in the middle of Alberta. Such things like the invite listed below quickly bring me back to reality:
The Banquet for the XXX Speaker will be held at the ABC club this year on March 10, with cocktails at 6:30 and the meal at 7:00. Entree choices are a Breast of Chicken Catherine or a Salmon fillet as a vegetarian option.
The last time I checked, Salmon was not a vegetable.
Also, I got this notice on my door from the property management:
"With regard to recycling, it is asked that Residents place all their recyclables, including pop cans, and bottles, inside the blue bin. While it is a friendly gesture to leave the cans and bottles outside the bins so that people who collect these bottles for a living will not have to climb inside, it is noted that these same people climb into the bin regardless."
Jesus, this is so classic! The homeless climb into the dumpster regardless, so there is no point in making their lives a little bit easier.
The Banquet for the XXX Speaker will be held at the ABC club this year on March 10, with cocktails at 6:30 and the meal at 7:00. Entree choices are a Breast of Chicken Catherine or a Salmon fillet as a vegetarian option.
The last time I checked, Salmon was not a vegetable.
Also, I got this notice on my door from the property management:
"With regard to recycling, it is asked that Residents place all their recyclables, including pop cans, and bottles, inside the blue bin. While it is a friendly gesture to leave the cans and bottles outside the bins so that people who collect these bottles for a living will not have to climb inside, it is noted that these same people climb into the bin regardless."
Jesus, this is so classic! The homeless climb into the dumpster regardless, so there is no point in making their lives a little bit easier.
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akasnuggles:
oh, and good job on the angry, aggressively american email! tell em wutfer! 
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