nullWhat'd you score...?
So, on Christmas, we're all supposed to be happy and with people we love and care about and giving and receiving gifts... yeah, all that stuff.
This year here's what i've scored:
From Flint: a giant metal bat that he made in class, which is pretty fuckin' cool.
From Flint's dad: gift certificate to this really great cafe here downtown. and a t-shirt two sizes too big.
From Shawna: a Batman training manual. teaches you how to bullet proof your bat mobile and take a boot to the head... could come in handy... and a black, hooded terry cloth bath robe. in a word: SICK.
From my mom: $100 deposited into one of my checking accounts.
From someone at BofA: $1500 in fraudulent checks and overdraft fees. AWESOME. just what i always wanted. and it'll take at least a few more days to get sorted out. FUCKING FANTASTIC.
I've also received a slew of well wishing from text messages and eCards and Christmas cards...
I almost forgot to mention... i'm currently laying in bed ALONE for the holiday (not that someone else should be in the bed with me), but it really sucks not having someone, even your roommate around to exchange gifts and whatnot with... or to cook food or whatever... and then i work the next week straight.
New Year's Eve, i'll be posting a run down of the events of this year... and oh what a year it's been.
-Wm.
So, on Christmas, we're all supposed to be happy and with people we love and care about and giving and receiving gifts... yeah, all that stuff.
This year here's what i've scored:
From Flint: a giant metal bat that he made in class, which is pretty fuckin' cool.
From Flint's dad: gift certificate to this really great cafe here downtown. and a t-shirt two sizes too big.
From Shawna: a Batman training manual. teaches you how to bullet proof your bat mobile and take a boot to the head... could come in handy... and a black, hooded terry cloth bath robe. in a word: SICK.
From my mom: $100 deposited into one of my checking accounts.
From someone at BofA: $1500 in fraudulent checks and overdraft fees. AWESOME. just what i always wanted. and it'll take at least a few more days to get sorted out. FUCKING FANTASTIC.
I've also received a slew of well wishing from text messages and eCards and Christmas cards...
I almost forgot to mention... i'm currently laying in bed ALONE for the holiday (not that someone else should be in the bed with me), but it really sucks not having someone, even your roommate around to exchange gifts and whatnot with... or to cook food or whatever... and then i work the next week straight.
New Year's Eve, i'll be posting a run down of the events of this year... and oh what a year it's been.
-Wm.
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thanks darling!
