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I pulled Lawerence Kovaleski's tail... cos he had gotten outside again, (since when did that little chunk-ster get so fast)... he's mad, so I gave him some tuna.

Christmas shoppin' is done... (at least the stuff i absolutely have to have at the moment... the rest i'll save for after christmas...)
I hope someone gets me a digital camera so i can put up pix of everyone up on dis thang, yo.


What kind of a world do we live in.. where Martha Stewart is in jail.. and Mike Tyson is running loose?

I think I'm going to buy myself an oragami book for christmas .....

circa long time ago.
<<<<Now a story from the way back machine.... its how I got fired from Bennigans restraunt...>>>>

okay... getting fired story! well this involves a friend named bruce.. and a guy named josh...Bruce was in this sorta inbetween postition where he was "manager in training"... he actually trained me as a server... and Josh V. well he's just a goony kid.... so Bruce and i were talking about a girl we'd seen earlier... who was a cute punk rock girl... and we were discussing who is better to date... punkrock girls or goth girls... citing girls in the past, although goth girls were usually a lot prettier... they were often times depressed... and punkrock girls usually liked beer! things like that... i think i weighed in on the goth girls (based on boot size...and usually being much more intelligent, and pale!).... and josh comes running towards us throws down his tray and jumps on it... and rides it across the front of the store near the hostess stand...

okay.. that's funny.... well bruce mentions that he had a friend at his last job who would fall down on purpose
well, all three of us have a good laugh about it... but... Josh finds this to be pure genius!!!
and he disappears for a few mins. next time we see him... he's walking towards us from the back
of the restraunt... with his tray at full capacity of plastic ketsup bottles... he comes round the bend
tangle his feet up in the carpet.. and dives towards the hostess stand, ketsup bottles everywhere!.

.... bruce and i look at each other and start laughing...no one else knew about it... none of the other servers
hostesses or customers.... i realize that everyone was looking at us like we were some kinda monsters
for laughing so hard at josh... so i tried to hold it in...and i started crying, it was so funny ...and well acted ...

bruce had to walk away.. and eventually i gained enough composure to help pick up the ketsup.

well.... this goes on for weeks... josh improves his falls.... add an "oh Lord no!" or a "sweet Jesus, No!" for fun
as he hones his acting skills...and he'd fall down with different stuff... and he had planned on starting to bring a change of clothes so he could dump stuff on himself too... it was getting out of hand even for me!!! well.. one day... he did it.. infront of a pretty packed restraunt... and all of the employees
had a good laugh... but appearntly some customers weren't happy with it... so... i had a table with some guys from Mich. state crew... and they were wondering what the ruckus was... and i obliged and told the story...

well they though it was genius too.. and they advised me that they were going to do it...so i said what the hell... and got them a bunch of togo boxes...(at the same time... i completely forgot that I had another table...) so the crew guys got up to leave.. one slips and throw his boxes into the air.. and another falls down into his (i had told all the servers and everyone to watch these guys as they leftt oh.. it was rich!).... anyhow.. the table that i forgot.. complained ... and appearantly overheard the conspiracy...well... they got a suprise... not from me... 'cause i was being watched at the time... (plus i would never do that...) usually if you told someone else about someone giving you a hard time... a friend would usually take 'care' of the situation you know.. just incase.... (i never found out what they did btw...) so anyhow... i had a sitdown with the manager and had to explain what happened ... and why those people i forgot didn't get their food in a timely manner.... I guess i wasn't
remorseful enough or something... and i was told my services were no longer needed... which is funny because it's like the most innocent of things that i had been doing while i was working there.... (wink, wink)... i still talk to bruce...
and i tell everyone it's him who got me fired! It's good that I went out that way.. instead of the other stuff I was doin'!