Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.... yeah... i agree, wit dat sheet.
It'll be a good Christmas, I have finally gotten to the point in my adult life where I can buy everyone in my life a decent christmas present... without having to resort to gifts that include arts and crafts (or glue-ing macaroni and sparkles to cardboard....) crappy things i've made myself non-arts and crafts, stolen stuff from work, things other people have thrown away, stuff I've thrown away or glue-ing macaroni and sparkles to cardboard.... um, i should probably start that shopping thing sometime soon...
(and now my homage to W.W.)
It whipped a zebra's ass!
Rock over London,
Rock over Stewartstown
Speaking of Arts and Crafts, I wish i could find out where Paige and John are... Paige published several books (arts and crafts type). Simply called "Punch Crazy" .... and I'd explain to her how i like to make crazy punch (okay.. bananna strawberry MD 20/20 so sue me) and then do the arts and crafts as outlined in her books... she was flattered...
I helped her buy her first vibrator.. it saved her marriage... (for real)..after much deliberation, and feigning embarassment, and reading aloud porno movie titles (one of my favorite pasttimes) she purchaced it..... when we got in the car... I made her, make sure it worked right. (mechanically'). the batteries and all.... ya know.. cos 'i pretty much think they are non refundable...' and what do you know it didn't work... and she begged me to return it for her... humph.. i said 'no way.. you are a big girl now.... you've got to do big girl things... like exchanging broken marital aids for ones that will ensure proper orgasms...'
So reluctantly she exchanged it... I waited in the parking lot... and asked people who were leaving the porno store, "Hey, what didya buy?" Yes, I am crass... but the good kind....
It'll be a good Christmas, I have finally gotten to the point in my adult life where I can buy everyone in my life a decent christmas present... without having to resort to gifts that include arts and crafts (or glue-ing macaroni and sparkles to cardboard....) crappy things i've made myself non-arts and crafts, stolen stuff from work, things other people have thrown away, stuff I've thrown away or glue-ing macaroni and sparkles to cardboard.... um, i should probably start that shopping thing sometime soon...
(and now my homage to W.W.)
It whipped a zebra's ass!
Rock over London,
Rock over Stewartstown
Speaking of Arts and Crafts, I wish i could find out where Paige and John are... Paige published several books (arts and crafts type). Simply called "Punch Crazy" .... and I'd explain to her how i like to make crazy punch (okay.. bananna strawberry MD 20/20 so sue me) and then do the arts and crafts as outlined in her books... she was flattered...
I helped her buy her first vibrator.. it saved her marriage... (for real)..after much deliberation, and feigning embarassment, and reading aloud porno movie titles (one of my favorite pasttimes) she purchaced it..... when we got in the car... I made her, make sure it worked right. (mechanically'). the batteries and all.... ya know.. cos 'i pretty much think they are non refundable...' and what do you know it didn't work... and she begged me to return it for her... humph.. i said 'no way.. you are a big girl now.... you've got to do big girl things... like exchanging broken marital aids for ones that will ensure proper orgasms...'
So reluctantly she exchanged it... I waited in the parking lot... and asked people who were leaving the porno store, "Hey, what didya buy?" Yes, I am crass... but the good kind....
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the sound of music had me wanting to become a nun for a moment. my 'favorite things' and nunhood are pretty contradictory though. nevermind the fact that i just don't buy the dogma. that's not so much the issue though. i can deal. i mean if i wanted to be a nun, the dogma would just become something to fuel my own spiritual evolution. so it's a lifestyle thing. i look good in black, but they don't even wear their habits all the time. oh, i'm sure i could find an order somewhere that would suit me.
i'm not quite feeling myself.