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Monday Dec 20, 2004

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And now a bit of comic relief... (atleast I think it's funny)


~Excerpt from "A Wrath of Khan Christmas"

Khan is dressed in red, laughing and looking less than jolly...
"You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I , on the otherhand am in a position to grant nothing. What you see is all that remains.....

"Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<yes, I am pretty much a Star Trek geek, but I fake it by saying Star Track.... like no one knows.... I can't lose my street cred.>



So again I was sitting around considering the climate of the geopolitical circumstances we find ourselves in this holiday season.... and I imagined.... that everytime Osama B.L. puts out another hit record, as it's climbing BillBoards 'splosive-hot 100... There's gotta be WASPs here in the States, all in a panic.... "Did he say infidel or zinfadel, infidel or zinfadel.....oh, whew!"

"thank you I'll be at the Stewartstown Improv (actually the Wal-Mart) all week, ummm stocking shelves.... I love you all!"

So I made it to payday! I am totally all out of money, TP, cat & dog food, plus they are threatening to cut off my gas.... dang yo! At midnight we eat! (this is what i get for planning ahead for Christmas...)

Plus Maggie Q. Rottweiler are going to 'rock out a mf'in christmas tree tomorrow. The cats are excited...
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
lecia:
It's pronounced Lisa.....Just spelled differently...but I love it cause its unique
Dec 20, 2004
abyssia:
nothing.

[Edited on Dec 21, 2004 1:27AM]
Dec 20, 2004

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