I'm working on an alcohol fuel time machine....
You fill it up with alcohol, and when you wake its three days in the future! (patent pending)
It should be ready by the weekend!
so I go and get ready to go swimmin' at the Y... and the pool is closed...'fecal accident'
aiiiieee... as if swiming in my own toilet bowl wouldn't be bad enough.... I imagine it to be far less amusing than that scene from Caddy Shack.
You fill it up with alcohol, and when you wake its three days in the future! (patent pending)
It should be ready by the weekend!

so I go and get ready to go swimmin' at the Y... and the pool is closed...'fecal accident'
aiiiieee... as if swiming in my own toilet bowl wouldn't be bad enough.... I imagine it to be far less amusing than that scene from Caddy Shack.
whoa:
This sounds like an excellent invention and I support your project 100%.
abyssia:
projects need funding... damn. wish i could help with that.