programchaos

Does anyone ever wonder why the freaks come out on Sunday? I mean, not the traditional freaks, them's us, and we are more normal than them. I'm talking about the kind of freaks that look just like everyone else but when they open their mouth for the first time you know something is very wrong inside of them. I work in retail and I swear somewhere a portal opens up and they keep coming out, like some sort of extremely sadistic spawn point. They look like adults but they act like children. They can't take no for an answer. They can't take anything really, even what they want, for an answer. They have a very far away look in their eyes. They look awake, but I swear they are in the middle of REM. Have you ever met them? Have you ever had to deal with them on a fine Sunday afternoon/night? I wonder if it's just me.