professorplum

Bite me.

Well, once again I couldn't sleep last night. I sat outside in the cold, smoking, until my hands were too frozen to be able to spark the lighter. I wish it wasn't so cold, because I love going outside at night. Although I guess it's kind of nice since I can be pretty much assured that there will be nobody else outside. I don't like...
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I've been reading a bunch of short stories by Martin Amis lately. They're pretty good, but he uses some rather obscure words sometimes, which sort of knock me off track. I'm not the smartest guy in the world and I know my vocabulary could use a little expansion, but when someone throws "progeriac" or "inamorata" into a casual dialogue, it sort of breaks the rhythm...
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Imagine.

They say I'm mentally di - sturbed, ya heard?
But still I kill 'em softly with nothin' but words
Nouns, pronouns, adjectives and verbs

I fucking hate holidays.

I played poker 'til dawn again last night. Won $68. My friends are pretty bad.

Where's all the really good, uplifting music these days? I mean, I'm all for the angry, brooding or cheesy fun music, but lately I haven't heard anything that just gives your soul some real, tender lovin'. The kind of song that puts an end to all your meaningless worries and lifts the shade on the bright side of life. Something like CCR. They could even...
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I really don't understand slummers. Well, some things I just don't get, but slumming is just plain retarded. How the hell did this shit become considered cool? As if being "poor" and "homeless" somehow instantly unlocks all the secrets of the universe. Yes, rock bottom is a college education, but you still have to have enough intelligence to actually learn from it and if you're...
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What a day for a daydream
What a day for a daydreamin' boy
And I'm lost in a daydream
Dreamin' 'bout my bundle of joy

And even if time ain't really on my side
It's one of those days for taking a walk outside
I'm blowing the day to take a walk in the sun
And fall on my face on somebody's new-mown lawn

I've...
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