I have to warn you, this is a long one, so I am spoilering it to make things easy for people who, unlike me, should be working or something.
Good news: My fever broke this morning
Bad news: I still sound like a foghorn
Good news: I am going to visit S & S really soon which makes me happy for multiple reasons!
Bad news: my wedding guest list is now my own personal hell...
Good news: I am a sucker for those "getting to know you" surveys... so read on my friends....
Good news: My fever broke this morning
Bad news: I still sound like a foghorn
Good news: I am going to visit S & S really soon which makes me happy for multiple reasons!
Bad news: my wedding guest list is now my own personal hell...
Good news: I am a sucker for those "getting to know you" surveys... so read on my friends....
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
bah! relationships are easy
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Bush, ex's evil new partners, republicans in power...
yes, i do. i hate a lot. it feels good.
4) How many houses have you lived in?
god you really want to know? ummm... 13
5) Favorite candy bar?
caramello
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
um i trip myself all the time
7) Least favorite school subject?
math. why are math teachers usually dull as dirt?
8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
lots!
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
no, but i will buy some of her hair on ebay.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
i have. thanks for asking.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
debt
12) Favorite genre of music?
this is a hard one. probably bluegrass
13) Whats your zodiac sign?
scorpio... did you not guess??
14)What time were you born?
midnight snack for me mam I was
15) Do you like beer?
ewwwww... NO!
16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes. one time we prank called the police department. the hour after resulted in us hiding in Becky's mom's closet for fear they traced the call (we were 8)
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Backstreet Boys? N'Sync? fuck you, i'm cool damnit!
18) Are you sarcastic?
no. get it?
19) What are your favorite color(s)?
purple, black and sage green
20) How many watches do you own?
too many I never wear. my newest one has a chicken on it... aren't you jealous?
21) Summer or winter?
winter for wardrobe, summer for activities.
22) Is anyone in love with you?
yes
23) Favorite color to wear?
black
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Neither. I hate pepsi products with the exception of Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper (whcih isn't really pepsi product anymore)
26) Where is your second home?
work? ew, i think that's true.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
i prefer a swift kick to the groin
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
none
30) How many video games do you own?
zero
32) Ever had braces?
yes
33) Do looks matter?
i'm sick of everyone dissin' aesthetics! yes, looks fucking matter. whoever says otherwise is a liar. or blind. i guess for blind people looks might not matter.
34) Do you use chapstick?
only on my lips and only mint chapstick brand chapstick
35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
ms. hardaway, mr. mortensen and mr. kirkpatrick.
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
bleh. neither. although I was very happy my big ass actually fit nicely into american eagle panties when I bought some a few weeks ago for like 30 cents each
37) Are you too forgiving?
no.
38) How many children do you want?
two of my own and as many foster kids as i can handle.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yes? probably some buttons and patches
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
breakfast burrito from Nico's Taco Shop in San Diego
41) Do you own a gun?
do my biceps count?
42) Ever thought you were in love?
yes.
43) When was the last time you cried?
a couple days ago at therapy.
44) What did you do last night?
got drugged up on nyquil after talking to cessnaqt and passed out
45) Olive Garden?
breadsticks.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
ew, no!
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
yes. back when i was a princess. when the world made sense.
48) Nicknames?
monkey, shorty, steffi, steph.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
yes
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
i'm thinking about a lot of shit right now. this survey is supposed to distract from not call attention to it.
53) Ever called somebody Boo?
fuck no!
54) do you smoke?
not anymore.
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
yes.
56) are you happy with your life right now?
almost.
57) Do you like your hair?
yes. it's getting a little unruly though. i will have to deal with that soon.
58) Does anyone have a crush on you?
i think so. yeah.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
getting ready to turn 13, cursing adolescence, crushing on girls... that kind of thing.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
yes.
62) Mcdonalds or Wendys?
wendy's makes a decent salad.
63) Do you like yourself?
yes.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
both?
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
good mouth, teeth and eyes...
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
yes.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
yes?
68) Do you own a webcam?
yes an ancient one that is going to get replaced after I get paid.
69) Have you ever stripped?
i've never been naked. ever.
70) Ever broke a bone?
several.
71) Are you religious?
yes. you're all going to hell and i'm not!
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
lately yes.
(This is a long survey damn)
73) Pringles or Lays?
baked lays- plain.
74) Have you ever broken someones heart?
i think i have. yeah.
75) Full house or brady bunch?
i had the biggest crush on dj.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
no.
78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
yes.
79) Do you have any pets?
yes.
80) Do you own a car?
my mom owns my car. at least until november at which point I am being disowned for my new life partner to take responsibility for me according to my mother
81) Can you cook?
decently.
82) 3 things that annoy you?
stupidty in all forms, mean people and people who are not happy with themselves!!!
83) Do you text message often?
yes. my parentals have asked me to cut down.
84) Money or love?
love.
85)Do you have any scars?
yes.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
someone to snuggle.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
no.
88) Relationships or one night stands?
either are equally as good depending on the timing.
89) Big red or Juicy fruit?
big red.
90) do you enjoy greasy food?
anything fried.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
several times under force- i have brothers remember?
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
yes.
93) Ever had sex in a public place?
eff yeah!
94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my mam about 2 minutes ago
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
ummmm. my boss.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
me.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
scott.
98) Who was the last person that texted you?
shawn.
99) Who was the last person that called you?
my mam.
100) Who's your cell phone provider?
mommy.
1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
bah! relationships are easy
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Bush, ex's evil new partners, republicans in power...
yes, i do. i hate a lot. it feels good.
4) How many houses have you lived in?
god you really want to know? ummm... 13
5) Favorite candy bar?
caramello
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
um i trip myself all the time
7) Least favorite school subject?
math. why are math teachers usually dull as dirt?
8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
lots!
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
no, but i will buy some of her hair on ebay.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
i have. thanks for asking.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
debt
12) Favorite genre of music?
this is a hard one. probably bluegrass
13) Whats your zodiac sign?
scorpio... did you not guess??
14)What time were you born?
midnight snack for me mam I was
15) Do you like beer?
ewwwww... NO!
16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes. one time we prank called the police department. the hour after resulted in us hiding in Becky's mom's closet for fear they traced the call (we were 8)
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Backstreet Boys? N'Sync? fuck you, i'm cool damnit!
18) Are you sarcastic?
no. get it?
19) What are your favorite color(s)?
purple, black and sage green
20) How many watches do you own?
too many I never wear. my newest one has a chicken on it... aren't you jealous?
21) Summer or winter?
winter for wardrobe, summer for activities.
22) Is anyone in love with you?
yes
23) Favorite color to wear?
black
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Neither. I hate pepsi products with the exception of Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper (whcih isn't really pepsi product anymore)
26) Where is your second home?
work? ew, i think that's true.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
i prefer a swift kick to the groin
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
none
30) How many video games do you own?
zero
32) Ever had braces?
yes
33) Do looks matter?
i'm sick of everyone dissin' aesthetics! yes, looks fucking matter. whoever says otherwise is a liar. or blind. i guess for blind people looks might not matter.
34) Do you use chapstick?
only on my lips and only mint chapstick brand chapstick
35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
ms. hardaway, mr. mortensen and mr. kirkpatrick.
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
bleh. neither. although I was very happy my big ass actually fit nicely into american eagle panties when I bought some a few weeks ago for like 30 cents each
37) Are you too forgiving?
no.
38) How many children do you want?
two of my own and as many foster kids as i can handle.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yes? probably some buttons and patches
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
breakfast burrito from Nico's Taco Shop in San Diego
41) Do you own a gun?
do my biceps count?
42) Ever thought you were in love?
yes.
43) When was the last time you cried?
a couple days ago at therapy.
44) What did you do last night?
got drugged up on nyquil after talking to cessnaqt and passed out
45) Olive Garden?
breadsticks.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
ew, no!
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
yes. back when i was a princess. when the world made sense.
48) Nicknames?
monkey, shorty, steffi, steph.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
yes
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
i'm thinking about a lot of shit right now. this survey is supposed to distract from not call attention to it.
53) Ever called somebody Boo?
fuck no!
54) do you smoke?
not anymore.
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
yes.
56) are you happy with your life right now?
almost.
57) Do you like your hair?
yes. it's getting a little unruly though. i will have to deal with that soon.
58) Does anyone have a crush on you?
i think so. yeah.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
getting ready to turn 13, cursing adolescence, crushing on girls... that kind of thing.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
yes.
62) Mcdonalds or Wendys?
wendy's makes a decent salad.
63) Do you like yourself?
yes.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
both?
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
good mouth, teeth and eyes...
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
yes.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
yes?
68) Do you own a webcam?
yes an ancient one that is going to get replaced after I get paid.
69) Have you ever stripped?
i've never been naked. ever.
70) Ever broke a bone?
several.
71) Are you religious?
yes. you're all going to hell and i'm not!
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
lately yes.
(This is a long survey damn)
73) Pringles or Lays?
baked lays- plain.
74) Have you ever broken someones heart?
i think i have. yeah.
75) Full house or brady bunch?
i had the biggest crush on dj.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
no.
78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
yes.
79) Do you have any pets?
yes.
80) Do you own a car?
my mom owns my car. at least until november at which point I am being disowned for my new life partner to take responsibility for me according to my mother
81) Can you cook?
decently.
82) 3 things that annoy you?
stupidty in all forms, mean people and people who are not happy with themselves!!!
83) Do you text message often?
yes. my parentals have asked me to cut down.
84) Money or love?
love.
85)Do you have any scars?
yes.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
someone to snuggle.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
no.
88) Relationships or one night stands?
either are equally as good depending on the timing.
89) Big red or Juicy fruit?
big red.
90) do you enjoy greasy food?
anything fried.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
several times under force- i have brothers remember?
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
yes.
93) Ever had sex in a public place?
eff yeah!
94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my mam about 2 minutes ago
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
ummmm. my boss.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
me.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
scott.
98) Who was the last person that texted you?
shawn.
99) Who was the last person that called you?
my mam.
100) Who's your cell phone provider?
mommy.
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#58 is a definite yes.