Ain't no sex like makeup sex
cuz makeup sex don't stop...
Just made it through seemingly the toughest week in our marriage thus far. All I can say is that I'm very thankful for Google chat's auto-archiving. Context saved the fucking day and showed me that an attention hungry, faux lesbian, scheming, interloping bag of whore was 95% of our conflict.
The other 5% was snuggled and communicated into oblivion.
Seems fitting that today is our 13th wedding anniversary.
Did you hear me? I said THIRTEEN, BITCHES! You can't fuck with this rock solid magic! I feel like doing a touchdown dance. I'll let my Death Proof girls in my propic do it for me, even if they are sans Zoe Bell.
LicentiousZ, I love you, baby. They're playing our song.
cuz makeup sex don't stop...
Just made it through seemingly the toughest week in our marriage thus far. All I can say is that I'm very thankful for Google chat's auto-archiving. Context saved the fucking day and showed me that an attention hungry, faux lesbian, scheming, interloping bag of whore was 95% of our conflict.
The other 5% was snuggled and communicated into oblivion.
Seems fitting that today is our 13th wedding anniversary.
Did you hear me? I said THIRTEEN, BITCHES! You can't fuck with this rock solid magic! I feel like doing a touchdown dance. I'll let my Death Proof girls in my propic do it for me, even if they are sans Zoe Bell.
LicentiousZ, I love you, baby. They're playing our song.
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The tumor joke will never truly be played out for me, but, like you said, I think you had to see it in the movie originally for it to work that way.