prockgirlscout

I'm having an over-sensualized relationship with Lemon Drop Martinis. I can't believe I never had them before.

I had to make some simple syrup to do them up right and I feel very accomplished for some reason. I realize simple syrup is one step above boiling water but for some reason I always thought it was a highly complicated endeavour and it turns out it's as easy as 1-2-3.

So yeah, I'm living the American dream of 2+ drinks every night to slow down from the Starbucks I had during the day. I'm crazy productive right now.

Also, Cucumber/Green Tea Dove deodorant smells like fabric softener sheets. Just in case anyone was wondering.

I'm the perfect amount of drunk right now. Drunk enough to have my tongue loosened, but not drunk enough for drunk typing. Huzzah for me.

P.S. Dear Universe,

Bring me this now, plzkthxbye



P.P.S. When I was in Honolulu, I asked the guy conducting our training to take me out to grab lunch for me and whoever else wanted some. We drove past the nearby strip club and just then I said, "What street is this?"

He said, "Generic Drive. You can tell because there's Generic strip club."

I could tell it was one of the stops on the tour 'o fun my manager had been giving him while he was on island. I wanted to ask how it was, how the girls were, etc... I was too scared so I just said, "Maui doesn't have any strip clubs. Some ordinance prohibiting it or something."

So should I be holding back that much or am I being overly cautious? I hate being female sometimes.

P.P.P.S. Guess whose naked tatas are on the boards? Yep, but you'll never find them. Muahaha!