prockgirlscout

I had a really yummy ripe papaya for breakfast. It's been downhill from there.

Today my glasses broke, I lost one of the arm pieces for them, finding it later after it had been run over.

My contractor was too much of a pussy to come down to the airport to deal with me so he met his drivers somewhere else to give them their gas money. Since he didn't service a huge part of his route I had to move about 200 boxes myself.

When I got home thinking I could fix my glasses with some superglue, the superglue was all dried up.

Yay! *passes out*

Shit, I have to pick up the kiddo from school.

Why can't it be Friday phone tag and drinking time?