prockgirlscout

Who the fuck spends TWO GRAND on a couch and loveseat and won't spring for the $85 delivery charge when their livingroom is up two flights of stairs? My mom, that's who. God fucking damnit, sonofabitch! Mr. PRock and I nearly killed ourselves several times today moving those heavy fuckers. The stairwell isn't to spec. It's 32" It was such a close call we got paint on the couches that I had to scrape off.

It's bad enough she wouldn't buy the couches that were comfy AND stylish. She had to have the ones with built in recliners on each end and the double cushion saggy boob looking backs. I'm surprised they don't come with a six pack and a styrofoam cooler.

*smashes things*

I should probably clarify at this point that I couldn't care less what kind of sofa set my mom buys. I only got emotionally invested in it because she rented a huge house for us to share instead of us getting one on our own and she told me since we have the smaller living space downstairs that I could decorate the livingroom and kitchen however I wanted. She's basically overruled every suggestion I've had.

I need to skate, drink and smoke a LOT.

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<3 PRock

PS Edit: For the record, here's the set I wanted (not the sleeper though):



And here's the set my mom got: