Click_Here took a video of a squirrel at Crater Lake this summer. It's cute. Go check it.
Sunday is Post Secret day. *yawn* I'm tired.
Ooh! thefreak sent me Dane Fucking Cook CDs!! The joy is too much. Since most of my day at work is mind-numbing data entry I get to listen to whatever on headphones. I will have to try to contain my...
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Sunday is Post Secret day. *yawn* I'm tired.
Ooh! thefreak sent me Dane Fucking Cook CDs!! The joy is too much. Since most of my day at work is mind-numbing data entry I get to listen to whatever on headphones. I will have to try to contain my...
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toothpickmoe:
Whatever floats yer boat. 
d_day:
eleventyfirst
I said, "I do my best work when I'm kept in the loop."
My firm courtesy reduced him from a harshly powerful man in a suit to a twiddling child. The transformation was astonishing.
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To the ladies on my friends list: I want to gather you up and smother you with kisses.
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To the men on my friends list:
My firm courtesy reduced him from a harshly powerful man in a suit to a twiddling child. The transformation was astonishing.
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To the ladies on my friends list: I want to gather you up and smother you with kisses.
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To the men on my friends list:
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Remember why I left my last job? Because I couldn't be full-time and be a mom, right. And now here I am again. I am such a fucking sell-out.
FTS
FTS
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click_here:
spooky...I see you but you can not be found
cretinfamily:
i totally understand honey...i'm dreading going back to work 
in other news:
you were gone and now you are here....i like it much better when you are here.
in other news:
you were gone and now you are here....i like it much better when you are here.
This just isn't as fun as it used to be.
UPDATE: Please don't post any kissy faces. Don't tell me to feel better. Your insincerity makes bile rise in my throat.
Love,
Jessie
UPDATE: Please don't post any kissy faces. Don't tell me to feel better. Your insincerity makes bile rise in my throat.
Love,
Jessie
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click_here:
You remember waht happened the last time you deleted my comment with smilies in it?
frantic:
click_here thats the best comment ever!
I'm fine. I didn't mean to freak everyone out. I was just expressing some annoyance. My job is going great and I am finally not broke. My only two complaints right now are:
Not enough sex
Too fucking cold outside
Not enough sex
Too fucking cold outside
alpo:
Seems like if you took care of the first problem, the second wouldn't bother you so much either. 
alpo:
Not tonight, dear... I got some last night from which I'm still sore.
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thefreak:
I saw the 1st half of Secretary and enjoyed it so.
-TM
-TM
hypoxian:
At least she pulled the bunny out of a hat. 
I am very very tired. It's only going to get worse.
UPDATE 6pm Tuesday: Maybe it won't. I've formulated a plan. Before LicentiousZ can wake me up for early AM nookie, I will slink to the gym. Exercise will ultimately energize me. He will have to deal. We can squeeze in a little sumpin' sumpin' later on. Besides, lest we forget the sweaty ass.
UPDATE 6pm Tuesday: Maybe it won't. I've formulated a plan. Before LicentiousZ can wake me up for early AM nookie, I will slink to the gym. Exercise will ultimately energize me. He will have to deal. We can squeeze in a little sumpin' sumpin' later on. Besides, lest we forget the sweaty ass.
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alpo:
Yeah, I had great skin when I was a teenager too. Didn't ever appreciate it.
P.S. I approve of your plan---sweaty post-workout sex is almost as good as sleepy morning sex.
P.S. I approve of your plan---sweaty post-workout sex is almost as good as sleepy morning sex.
thefreak:
I hear sweaty asses are for sticking things in.
-TM
-TM
Post Secret time.
No Radio Paradise this Sunday (well after I'm done looking at Post Secret and playing on here.) Furniture rearranging and cleaning requires Rage and Bloodhound Gang and Bad Religion.
UPDATE: This weather kills me. I wasn't built for cold rain. I was built for soft warm rain.
Hey, wait, I got a new complaint...
_Robdog_ sent me the new NOFX. I'm...
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No Radio Paradise this Sunday (well after I'm done looking at Post Secret and playing on here.) Furniture rearranging and cleaning requires Rage and Bloodhound Gang and Bad Religion.
UPDATE: This weather kills me. I wasn't built for cold rain. I was built for soft warm rain.
Hey, wait, I got a new complaint...
_Robdog_ sent me the new NOFX. I'm...
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_robdog_:
Look for a movie called "11:14", and rent it. Cheers...
I saw Jarhead last night. I was a little disappointed because it was about Operation Desert Storm and I thought it was going to be about Operation Quagmire. 
There was a veteran in the theatre who was verbally bashing the movie during the screening. He got into it a little with some young guys in the audience. Overall I really liked it- it was funnier...
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There was a veteran in the theatre who was verbally bashing the movie during the screening. He got into it a little with some young guys in the audience. Overall I really liked it- it was funnier...
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hostileintent:
I want to see it. Jake is dreamy. I don't think I've ever seen his ass.
_elichrusos:
No way never. I'm also not giving up absurd exagerations.
I would like to go here please. The thing about this job is that it is torturous/fun seeing all the amazing places, food, clothes, etc... that I could visit if only I were independently wealthy.
Also, I have a wicked crush on a girl in my office. It's awful. The other day there weren't enough chairs for this mini-meeting we were having and she asked...
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Also, I have a wicked crush on a girl in my office. It's awful. The other day there weren't enough chairs for this mini-meeting we were having and she asked...
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walker:
Sounds like the new job kicks ass.
click_here:
no
Did you know that if you tell me to do something, I will most likely not want to do it? It's true.
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Click_Here sent me an awesome package which I imagine is better than what I would have gotten if I had been able to muster the cash to participate in the snack food group exchange. I'm just going to list what was in...
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Click_Here sent me an awesome package which I imagine is better than what I would have gotten if I had been able to muster the cash to participate in the snack food group exchange. I'm just going to list what was in...
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alpo:
Um.... no.
You know that bit from the SCUM Manifesto about how a man will "ford a river of vomit" (or whatever it is) "if he thinks there's a friendly pussy awaiting him on the other side"?
That's me, except substitute "mouth."
[Edited on Nov 02, 2005 11:46PM]
You know that bit from the SCUM Manifesto about how a man will "ford a river of vomit" (or whatever it is) "if he thinks there's a friendly pussy awaiting him on the other side"?
That's me, except substitute "mouth."
[Edited on Nov 02, 2005 11:46PM]
Bahahahaha!. I really don't miss SoCal.
Went to Ashland for Halloween. It was cool. Finally met a few local SG members. Pics and real update to follow.
Alrighty then, here we go: These are in the opposite order I wanted them in but whatever. I warn you- the two pictures of me are horrible. I may not leave them up.
Thanks to everyone who...
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Went to Ashland for Halloween. It was cool. Finally met a few local SG members. Pics and real update to follow.
Alrighty then, here we go: These are in the opposite order I wanted them in but whatever. I warn you- the two pictures of me are horrible. I may not leave them up.
Thanks to everyone who...
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hostileintent:
i like the pictures of you. 
the party looks like fun. wish we could have been there.
the party looks like fun. wish we could have been there.
polkadotty:
Did you happen to see the giant penis last night? I was tagging along behind her.