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Ain't that just about a bitch?
Murphy's law # 687
If you need Arby's sauce, all you will have is Taco Bell sauce. The same is true conversely (and doubly so if you've been drinking and need something yummy to level out your blood sugar).
Furthermore, women can be teases like woah.
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Murphy's law # 687
If you need Arby's sauce, all you will have is Taco Bell sauce. The same is true conversely (and doubly so if you've been drinking and need something yummy to level out your blood sugar).
Furthermore, women can be teases like woah.
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_panda_:
never figure out if i like arbys or its just an excuse to eat horsey sauce.
toothpickmoe:
Arby's sauce can be teases, too.
Have you ever had one of those days where all you can think about is...
I almost rubbed one out in the bathroom on my break. 
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hostileintent:
i'm actually having one of those days today. 
and i'm at work too.
and i'm at work too.
pearldiver:
yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes
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fstick13:
wait, wait...did I miss something? 
hypnogogic:
The one I had sent several emails to you about, but someone changed their email address.
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thefreak:
Work's gonna let you do it?
-TM
-TM
_biblia_:
christ, i can't even work full time and take care of myself. . .
have fun decorating!
have fun decorating!
I spy an extra skateboard abandoned by the 9 year old in this house. I wonder if I can still ollie.
In other news, we all know I'm much too DEVIANT
for this website. My account expires on or around Jan. 15th. I won't be renewing. 
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smuffy:
you're not coming back?
johnnyforeigner:
I shall miss you
We don't speak much, to be honest, but I do find you very interesting and very funny
We don't speak much, to be honest, but I do find you very interesting and very funny
I know everyone has probably already seen this but when I wake up after not having any meds for two days because I ran out, and I'm all *stabby rip stab stab*, it makes me laugh and feel better. I must be emo.
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click_here:
and we would not have you any other way
_biblia_:
Hey, I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses! 
Damn that song cracks me up everytime.
Damn that song cracks me up everytime.
I'm going to be an auntie!!!!!!!! 
So everyone who has offered to knock me up can relax.
So everyone who has offered to knock me up can relax.
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toothpickmoe:
Now I'm tense.
hostileintent:
Really? Wow. Being an auntie is SO much fun!!!
Today:
Write 10 stories for work
Clean house
Buy Christmas tree
Christmas party for hubby's work
I wish the stories were written and the house was already clean. I'd love to spend the day trimming the tree and baking gingerbread, then go to a Christmas party.
Write 10 stories for work
Clean house
Buy Christmas tree
Christmas party for hubby's work
I wish the stories were written and the house was already clean. I'd love to spend the day trimming the tree and baking gingerbread, then go to a Christmas party.
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user304975207:
They gave me the "position" for about 3 weeks, until they hired someone who was actually qualified. (fine with me)
Now, they seem to find any reason to bitch at me. No matter what it is.
Now, they seem to find any reason to bitch at me. No matter what it is.
hostileintent:
I LOVE Christmas trees.
We DO NOT have one.
We DO NOT have one.
I had a talk with my boss today. They are definitely willing to work out a part-time at the office, part-time at home solution for me.
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walker:
Very cool.
Here are things in journals I am sick of:
-Drunkenness
-Prescription drug addiction narrative.
-Emo shit that's caused by your own retarded behavior, i.e. Wah! I don't understand why this person keep fucking me over again and again and again!
-Non-sensical sparsely worded updates just for the sake of updating (I've done that but I still hate it).
What are you sick of?
-Drunkenness
-Prescription drug addiction narrative.
-Emo shit that's caused by your own retarded behavior, i.e. Wah! I don't understand why this person keep fucking me over again and again and again!
-Non-sensical sparsely worded updates just for the sake of updating (I've done that but I still hate it).
What are you sick of?
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drstinkypants:
haha you must REALLY hate my journal then
toothpickmoe:
Whoopee. What's my prize? And don't tell me nothing, or I'm writing a fucking letter.
The level of creepiness on the boards lately is pretty intense.
In other news: It's been exactly 15 years since I lost my virginity. I only remember because December 7th is also the anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
I am taking home a LOT of extra work to make money for Christmas. I need to rearrange some crap we have in our livingroom...
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In other news: It's been exactly 15 years since I lost my virginity. I only remember because December 7th is also the anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
I am taking home a LOT of extra work to make money for Christmas. I need to rearrange some crap we have in our livingroom...
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drstinkypants:
which thread in particular are you referring to on the creepiness front?
user304975207:
Thank you.
Thank you.
-Daddy