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So i started out the night at this local bar called Bar of the Gods and had quite a few there, several Guinnesses, PBRs and a Cuntlicker mixed drink and some other mixed drinks, then a friend of mine took me to the local Lesbian bar the Egyptian Room, where I started having some Midori Sours (if I remember right) and I kept spilling them either on the bar or all over myself. I kept expecting the bartender to throw me out, but I kept telling her it was my 30th birthday.

Then my friend, Majesty, shows up and I'm already not seeing too straight and my straight friend is already feeling sick from the drinking so she takes off. I go to hang out with Maj, but somewhere along the way, all I can remember was walking outside and then I found myself at Devil's Point (a local strip club, that is not very close by where it's Suicide Girls night) and all I remember was walking for a while until a bus came by and I got on it to only ride a couple of blocks before I saw the bar and shouted out, WAIT, I need out here...so she stopped and I got out and she told that the pass was good for the rest of the night.

I stumbled into the DP, and they let me drink more beer and maybe more mixed drinks, whatever, I don't remember what I drank or how much, just that most of what I drank I was spilling on myself. I remember throwing many dollars at the strippers and yelling that I loved them. And at some point I must've thrown a 20, or who knows what, at one of them because when I went to go another drink, all I had was 2 bucks.

2 DOLLARS!!!

I didn't have enough money for a cab and it was after the last bus, so I walked home and walked for over 20 blocks because I got lost. Finally, I made it home and puked myself silly for the next day.

Woo!!!

I'm 30 and I'm alive...sorta.