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Today, my mom threatened to eat my soul if I touched her cake. To be fair I'd have said the same thing. I probably get the whole vague threat of physically impossible violence thing from her as one of my favorite things to say when I'm angry is "I'll drop kick you to Mexico". Although I'm fairly sure that being nuts is a genetic trait...
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Ok, I've been spazing out lately because funding my education is proving to be a royal pain in the ass with bitch-sauce. The government doesn't seem to wanna help me unless I get married or am living on my own and nothing was ever saved up for me to go to college when I was a kid. Now, I'm trying to find a job and...
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A lot of things ain't going right currently, but I'm rolling with the punches.

Also video.

Man, I want to go to the beach like nobody's business. It's funny, though. I don't actually swim, I just enjoy the beach. The atmosphere, the warmth, the lack of clothing. It's all very relaxing and zen. An' I got a swimsuit that I can actually wear as a girl and everything, well 'cept that I'd probably need to work on the hair thing. What...
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Eh, back for the time being. Been around the south a bit, did some interesting things, yet somehow end up back where I started.

I am the first bud to spring out of the desolate remains of winter. I am the herald of Spring, the spot of beauty is frozen ashes, that which undoes the cold.

It's been a while, but there hasn't really been that much for me to say, so it's cool. The weather is finally starting to get less depressing aorund here. I swear, there's nothing...
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Nothing much to report. Had a week off, got some rest. I'm actually developing something that resembles the early stages of breasts. It was always kinda iffy for me. With what I'm taking, people of African heritage were supposed to have better success and I had already had a more feminine frame, but also I had a body type that didn't always have the best...
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I accidentally set my clock fowarward an hour. Needless to say, I'm really, really tired.

I'm just lucky I'm a morning person, capable of waking up very early and not getting too tired.

Today, I take a flying leap off the beaten path and take one step closer to the inevitable. Though put myself at risk, I venture forth with no regret, but my fond...
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Testing...one...two...three. Check, check. Hello Suicide World, I am Xiaohu. Now, it's been confirmed that roughly 50% of what I say is nonsense, so bear with me.

Er...what to say...
Well, I'm 20 as you can clearly see. I live in the deep south, but still in the range of civilization. The kind of place where a manure farm is just up the road from a...
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