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This is an old one. I found it, while moving.

I am surrounded by a White Christmas' allure,
The tall trees moan and sway just as though to faint and die,
Instead of sharp needles ascending to the snow-filled sky,
The forest looks as if made of sagging wet green fur,

It is only in this chilling crisp air that I could,
Clearly hear branches,...
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I got laid off, yesterday. They've been having financial problems. Seeing that I had automated most maintenance, and that the network was stable and secure, they hired someone more junior, then canned my high paid ass.

But it's cool. Perfect timing for the move and no responsibilties.

Oh, and it's been raining, all day.

Most of Friday and from 7am to 11pm Saturday, I helped my neighbor move to the new apartments. So sore. He and I own too much stuff, and it's all heavy stuff, as well. I have boo-boo ouchies on my hands now. Oh well. Got all the big stuff moved. Will be moving the boxable things, little by little. I'm sorry if I seem unresponsive...
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My last girlfriend was high upkeep. At least I learned, I really am the most patient man in the worrld. I've been single for over a year, and it's been nice. But lately...

Are girlfriends more trouble than they're worth?

I was reminded of two old friends, yesterday. And of an event that occured over a decade ago. Made me sad and happy at the same time.

Scene: Dark forest. Tabitha and I running. In between us, being half-supported half-dragged, a limping Yoshi.

Tabitha: "Quick. This way."
Me:"The river. I don't think we should get wet."
Tabitha: "Wijiwig?"
Me: "What?"
Tabitha: "Exactly."
Me: "Huh?"
Tabitha:...
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Honest friendship.

When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you smile and seem happy... I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried and troubled... I will tell you horrible stories about how...
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Denied my due detection,
My mistakes refuse to take,
In matters of waning memory,
Lessons long linger to wake,

Wrongly recalling it rightly,
How hard my eye's hurt and strain,
For what is first forgotten, friend,
But our past of plight and pain,

Thieving eye's try too hard to hide,
That they so slowly start to weep,
And slip whispered words never heard,
With curious...
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When I'm thinking of the puzzle,
Of what's around,
And I'm pushing all my buttons,
That seem profound,

My mind's reeling in the darkness,
Without a sound,
Nothing syncing, nothing winking,
Feel like a clown,

And I'm working on the problem,
It does confound,
Like I'm walking on a ceiling,
That's upside down.


Oh, and

What that's it? That all you got, Life? Psh! Pussy.
Feeling young, today. Well why shouldn't I? I am young. I'm all in "Bring the pain" mode. Ready to kick ass and take names. Been having peaceful nights lately(thank you,thank you,thank you), so I think I have extra energy. I'll make an effort to be nice, today.

I started packing for the move, last night....
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It's Time To Turn Off Your Computer When...

1. You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first.
2. You name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of a flight with...
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