Sister: Did you get my message?
Me: What message?
Sister: The one about you joining a cult.
Me: I'm joining a cult?
Sister: No, in the message, I asked if you had joined a cult or something, because I hadn't heard from you in so long. Then, I called and asked why you hadn't returned my call.
Me: Did you call my cell, and leave it on voicemail?
Sister: No, on you're home answering machine.
Me: I haven't seen any new messages. What number did you call?
Sister: Your new number, XXX-9315.
Me: My new number is XXX-9350.
Both:...
Both: Bwahahahaha!
I love my family.
I just looked at my finances for the first time since I got laid off. Eek. 
I may have to start looking for a job sooner than I thought. Old friends have been urging me to get back to basics. I don't know though. Crime may pay, but prison sucks major ass.
Tell me some good news. Something to make me smile.
Me: What message?
Sister: The one about you joining a cult.
Me: I'm joining a cult?
Sister: No, in the message, I asked if you had joined a cult or something, because I hadn't heard from you in so long. Then, I called and asked why you hadn't returned my call.
Me: Did you call my cell, and leave it on voicemail?
Sister: No, on you're home answering machine.
Me: I haven't seen any new messages. What number did you call?
Sister: Your new number, XXX-9315.
Me: My new number is XXX-9350.
Both:...
Both: Bwahahahaha!
I love my family.
I just looked at my finances for the first time since I got laid off. Eek. I may have to start looking for a job sooner than I thought. Old friends have been urging me to get back to basics. I don't know though. Crime may pay, but prison sucks major ass.
Tell me some good news. Something to make me smile.
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somebody is gonna save that message and play it for their grandchildren