Honest friendship.
When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you smile and seem happy... I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried and troubled... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to "quit whining, bitch".
When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again; I don't want whatever you have.
When you've passed out at parties... I will not only teabag you, I'll encourage others to while I take pictures.
When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to all of SG.
Why, you may ask?... Because you're my friends. *wipes away tears*
When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you smile and seem happy... I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried and troubled... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to "quit whining, bitch".
When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again; I don't want whatever you have.
When you've passed out at parties... I will not only teabag you, I'll encourage others to while I take pictures.
When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to all of SG.
Why, you may ask?... Because you're my friends. *wipes away tears*
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montreuxcat:
::laugh:: I liked that. gah, teabagging. 
hehe.
hehe.
voltaire:
dude, you RULE! Will you take pictures of me drawing on peoples faces after theyv'e passed out?