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Wednesday Jun 29, 2011

Jun 29, 2011
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I've decided that if you don't have profile pictures, I don't want to be your friend.
Why should you know me if I can't know you?

Also, I've decided that boobies are super nice when firm, fat and a pale olive skin tone.

ALSO. What the fuck, what can't any man in this city get a good job? One that secures a future for needy cute bitches like me.

I think I just going to list all the shit I wish would happen or that I had. Right now. Okie dokie here we go.
1. Less Fears
2. A day where someone else does my laundry.
3. Lots of employees who don't suck.
4. Could know everything about pastry without school.
5. Enjoyed working out.
6. A nice cold glass of expensive white wine in my hand, cuz that shit gets me quick.
7. A Kuma's Corner burger in my other hand.
8. A boyfriend who doesn't live at home. (sorry babe, it's way lame.)
9. An ex-lover NOT sitting across the street looking in my window.
10. A pool full of vanilla pudding.

Feel free to share your lists. Keep it to 10 or less it you do.

~PPPPPPPawful
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smite:
1. new/more tattoos, which goes with 2. more money 3. someone to wash my dog 4. to be better than my boyfriend at Call of Duty, smug bastard 5. a personal chef 6. to control the weather 7. Sharkproof skin so I could go in the ocean smile
Jun 29, 2011
friscillating:
I've not got a list at the moment because I've not got time ...

But I don't understand why no one can get jobs there - it seems to be a widespread problem. Seems that more and more often peeps aren't able to get/keep decent jobbers.

Also agree on the boobs and the lack of profile pics.

Will give you a list soon. biggrin
Jun 29, 2011

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