prettyawful

The mud queens are wrestling tonight. So get your hairy ass down to the viaduct theatre.

I can't go tho. I'm a busy little lady. Cuz I'm gunna be a star. LIke Roxy for Chicago. Except, I don't cheat or kill the men I'd being cheating with. But I do wear silky nighties, drink lots of whiskey, love dirty jazz music and do naughty things in stairwells.

SUMMER IS COMING! I can taste it. SO close. I feel like its lips are pressed against mine but wont give me a kiss. What whore. A teese. I hate nothing more than false advertisement. I more respect for slutty behavior than a blue baller any day.

I can honestly say that if you are a blue baller, then you are a whore. This is completely logical, if you can keep up then you will be left behind.

I went and got myself a man while I was MIA from SG these past few months. Life has been extremely less dramatic. I have this knack for drama so its been odd living drama free. Sometimes, when I get bored, I don't like it and I miss the good ole days of bitching and shame walking. Buhhht I also enjoy been spooned every night, woken up by kisses and whispered dirty things along with "I love you" every now and then.

Any who. A diet pepsi is calling my name and I can't ignore it. Also, I've got to get back to work.

XOXO

PRETTY A.