prettyawful

EVERY BODY WAS BORN THIS MONTH!!

I have cookies, cupcakes and cakes coming outta my pores! I'm getting super good tho! I made up this recipe I am calling "little red devils in chocolate". They are cupcakes that are swirled with my top secret red velvet cake and devils food chocolate cake. THEN! I fill the centers with a bit of cherry pie filling, cover the tops with yummy thick whipped butter cream frosting and dip them in crushed milk chocolate/fudge covered pretzel dusted with crushed salt chunks for a salty sweetness.... I'm not done... there is more.... THEN I take one cherry and place it on top in the center with some cherry sauce/glaze poured on it_ Just enough to cover the cherry_

MMMM! SOOO GOOD. I am a master.
It's true. MASSS TEERRRRR.

I am have another birthday with an all chocolate request. My goal is to create a cake that will fucking kill you with everything that you love about chocolate.
MMM. Think about it.

Chocolate is so sexy.

Especially milk chocolate. Smooth and milky, rich as it melts itself onto your eager wanting tongue. Silky, warm and it drips slowly needing to be licked clean where ever it lands. I want my cake to kiss your mouth when your teeth bit into it. This cake is the slut you wanna be but with but can't. It'll be like that beautiful man you've been wanting all night, slipping the tip of his tounge ever so softly along yours on your first taste of him. Leaves you wanting more, dive in with sin and not even care if there are a million people watching you from behind.

I think I will call this cake the "Sin Reaper" Cause it's death by desire and chocolate, it's got your name and it's coming for you. You don't got no options. You will be touched and brought down to the river styx. It;s gunna pull your soul out and put you in a pool of sinners for all time and you'll like it. Say your prayers bitch! lol

I think I get way too into this.

My imagination,
is overactive.

~ pppppp awful! xo xo ho