Saturday Jun 19, 2010

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I feel like a fucking dick.

I don't handle socially awkward situations with past lovers very well. frown

bad bad bad girl. BAD!

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porkswords:
last time i did that, i told the girl to go fuck herself when she wanted to "talk like civilized people."
it was incredibly satisfying. better than sleeping with her.
prettyawful:
Yeah I think that would have been epic. Being civilized after being treated like shit is for lonely needy bitches.

Wednesday Jun 16, 2010

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Crawl
on your knees

to me.

From your house to mine.

Don't stand until I tell you

you can.

Then
when you dare
touch me.

If I like it
I'll pull you in
tightly
with my fingers
in your hair.

... and ask politely

baby?
please?

bite me, beg me, kiss me.

behind my ears
my neck
my thighs.
my lips.

Press against me
hard...
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acdrummer:
Nice, I like the poem.
majorboredom:


hot.

Tuesday Jun 15, 2010

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I have an extreme growing interest in men with beautiful tattoos, Mohawks, holes with metal in them, tight ripped pants and a flawless evil smiles.

And if they caress my skin or hold my hand_ I'm good as dead.

~going to some shows this week!!

AWFUL!! xoxo puke
reverendash:
enter a comment? or this door over heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreee AAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh...... *splat*

Tuesday Mar 23, 2010

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I've never noticed how huge my boobs are.... hmm.

I am mud wrestling next Monday! I'm gunna get down and dirty! Its fun, the girls are way crazy and we are sponsored by PBR!! YUMMY. Last time it got a little outta hand cause some girls were doing .... welp, stuff.... I am one of the straighter edged girls....That's not saying much, mostly that I'm...
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the_matt79:
Mud wrestling and PBR, now that sounds like a whole bunch of awesome. biggrin
chitownguy32:
So where is this even taking place?

Thursday Dec 10, 2009

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Secrets, secrets are so fun!

tongue

Thursday Nov 26, 2009

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I was sitting in class listening to the teacher talking about how to make oil paint but thinking about _ Hmm. If he only knew.


AWFUL xxxpuke
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klausbuben:
No. Definitely not bad that you love giving head. lol
As for becoming a hopeful - my only thought would be, "What's taken you so long?!" wink

asdeputas:
being a perv is good, It spices up life!
happy birthday btw!biggrin

Wednesday Nov 25, 2009

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I'm thinking after the holidays and I've cleared my head and maybe dust off my intentions to be more morally attuned I'll start dating or something. I gotta clear my head first tho.


poo poo

AWFUL luvs u pukepuke

Friday Nov 20, 2009

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oiwf awrfoihj wrgohj yay!
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psychodad:
love Fuck me if i'm wrong but do I know you from somewhere? But seriously you are a Hottie.
prettyawful:
nope i don't know you and thanks!

Friday Nov 20, 2009

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A widdle drunkie. best night .... evar uth ohhh.

i like it .

puke aw_ shit!puke

Sunday Nov 15, 2009

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chitownguy32:
That is quite a hit list you have going there! Watch out, she is a man-eater! tonguebiggrin
prettyawful:
You know it boys!!! I just got drinks bought for me all night by the lead singer of one of the bands who were playing while we were all mud wrestling at this bar for a young womens empowerment fundraiser! SO sexy going out with him Thursday.... tee hee!eeek

Friday Oct 09, 2009

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Went out last night.

Drink possibly 4 whiskey and cokes plus a pitcher... yes a pitcher.... of old style

did not eat all day expect for one gram cracker and a donut.

don't fully remember how I ended up on this couch on someone's computer still drunk at 11:00 am.

Remember someone in jeans pissing their pants, rolling an awesome cigarette wasted, getting hit on...
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violentpatriot:
puke > frown > surreal > blush > biggrin

This sums up the next 12 hours....
fitzee:
I mostly roll around here drunk. But this sounds like an evening or two I may have had. I've hung out with people I was drinking with the night before and had conversations like this "How are you still drunk?" "How did you decide to pass out while I was roaming around your place singing drunken songs really loudly at 6 in the morning?"

Mostly I wanted to say... it sounds like your fun to drink with. For a second I wanted to say roll with and will refer you to the song rolling with saget.... That is all sorry to bother you. Carry on.
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