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Wishing you didn't suck major fucking dick is just too hard. Because.... you will ALWAYS SUCK.... major fucking dick.

Whatta douce. I hate douce bags.

Ew to the extreme biggie style.

Word.

Fuck yeah, my new pastry job is awesome. Fuck yeah, I got drunk in celebration. AND FUCK YEEEAH! I'M GUNNA GO FUCK MY BIFFY!!!!

i wuv his weenie.

When the going gets tough, the tough get tequila.

Je veux habiter Paris et voyager dans le pays dans les fleurs, la peinture et la chute de slection dans l'amour.
Je travaillerai dans un systme de ptisserie et passerai les nuits d't sirotant le th et portant le cru Dior.

My french is rusty. Maybe even crusty.

Clair Sinclair.

What's not to love?

Man I wish I was still 19 sometimes.... but with all the knowledge of my 23 year old self.

... and as good in bed as my 23 year old self.

And maybe allergic to cupcakes, no that's a cruel wish. I fucking love cupcakes.

I fucking love Willy Wonka.

Hello my loves!

Are you all ready for summer? Hot girls in short dresses with heels? Boys with tattoos buying you drinks as you give a flirty wink, a blush and a smile!!??

I am!

SO SO SO ready!

My legs are buff and ready to rock the heels all summer long. My hair is now red and I loooove the vixen look. I've been...
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I wish I was in Vegas. I also wish I was doing shots.

soon. i will be.

I'm sick as a dawg. 102 degree temp with the shivers all night. Thank jeebus that my boy was there to ice me down and force me to lay naked in my bed to lower my body temp. What scary night. I've been working too much.

sighh

I feel like I live my life as though I'm looking for big foot.

This is what the rest of my night will be like:

I will drink the remain drops of red wine in my fridge. It's from a bottle my neighbor left on my doorstep as a thank you for letting her stay in my house when she locked herself out. I will strip down to my birthday suit and slink in tp the warm shower waters....
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