Im in a shop and I dont quite know why I am here.
There are men and women standing in a queue, and there is a faint smell of bleach.
I am being hit over the head with something although I am not sure what it is,
Or more to the point, why it is hitting me
My hands are not mine, nor my eyes,...
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There are men and women standing in a queue, and there is a faint smell of bleach.
I am being hit over the head with something although I am not sure what it is,
Or more to the point, why it is hitting me
My hands are not mine, nor my eyes,...
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Pipes, blocked
Traffic, stopped
Door, locked
Forgery
and
lunacy
Five things I should remember before tomorrow.
Dotted lines , pencils worn,
so small .
Tired eyes and muddled dreams turn
And see
Crazy dancing, clearly lost, burning embers,
split black , ignite ,
glow , amber , red ,
Only to give in, switch off, and fall .
Broken by a blade of grass.
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partiallyblind:
thank you very much
it's all going quite painlessly so far. typing is getting pretty fucking complicated, though
love the Errol Flynn picture, by the way. he looks quite dapper without the 'tache
it's all going quite painlessly so far. typing is getting pretty fucking complicated, though
love the Errol Flynn picture, by the way. he looks quite dapper without the 'tache
nogodsnomanagers:
don't need any bread right now, but thanks
you will be so full of yeast
er, i think that's all i have to say right now
xxx
you will be so full of yeast
er, i think that's all i have to say right now
xxx
Sometimes you need to cry
Sometimes it pushes you skin so far, the elasticity goes and you wont ever look the same again
If god would only design a valve.
And although the spirits take away the taste and in the smoke filled room you begin to loose sight of the truth.
It is always there, lingering in the corner , waiting for you next...
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Sometimes it pushes you skin so far, the elasticity goes and you wont ever look the same again
If god would only design a valve.
And although the spirits take away the taste and in the smoke filled room you begin to loose sight of the truth.
It is always there, lingering in the corner , waiting for you next...
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nic:
What was that about a screw?
phoebus:
Hey Prep,
Best of everything with your shop, man. I kind of wish I was independent right now, but it's probably just the workload talking.
Well, my vacation was rather limited, and kind of worked against me. Being that I am stationed in Korea right now, I'm only alloted 30 days of leave, max, even if I had more saved up. So, I chose to go see my family and friends in Charleston, South Carolina, after I was done with my "best man" gig at my friend's wedding.
Charleston (and the ladies living there) was great, I had a blast seeing old friends and loved ones, alike. Unfortunately, the War On Terrorism is also waging a War On Phoebus, as there were no (free) military aircraft to take me back west. I waited in vain for an extra week to see if I could finally get a free flight home, and then had to suck it up and pay $500 for a ticket to Seattle. Unfortunately, I had to wait an EXTRA week on top of that for tickets to drop under $1,000.
So, I got back, was greeted with tons of fucking work, and had to deal with the fact that I wasn't having any fun in Thailand/New Zealand later on in the year.
So far, I have dealt with this by working 14 hours, drinking 5 hours, and sleeping 5 hours. I am pleased to report steady progress, and some level of joy at being more than half way through my commitment here.
Well, I'm just rambling on, so I'll go ahead and break for now...I'll zap you some good stories later on.
Best of everything with your shop, man. I kind of wish I was independent right now, but it's probably just the workload talking.
Well, my vacation was rather limited, and kind of worked against me. Being that I am stationed in Korea right now, I'm only alloted 30 days of leave, max, even if I had more saved up. So, I chose to go see my family and friends in Charleston, South Carolina, after I was done with my "best man" gig at my friend's wedding.
Charleston (and the ladies living there) was great, I had a blast seeing old friends and loved ones, alike. Unfortunately, the War On Terrorism is also waging a War On Phoebus, as there were no (free) military aircraft to take me back west. I waited in vain for an extra week to see if I could finally get a free flight home, and then had to suck it up and pay $500 for a ticket to Seattle. Unfortunately, I had to wait an EXTRA week on top of that for tickets to drop under $1,000.
So, I got back, was greeted with tons of fucking work, and had to deal with the fact that I wasn't having any fun in Thailand/New Zealand later on in the year.
So far, I have dealt with this by working 14 hours, drinking 5 hours, and sleeping 5 hours. I am pleased to report steady progress, and some level of joy at being more than half way through my commitment here.
Well, I'm just rambling on, so I'll go ahead and break for now...I'll zap you some good stories later on.
Q What is your favorite food?
A. Porridge on Toast
Q Who is your best friend.
A. Mr Silly
Q.Where do you live?
A Nonsenceland, where the grass is blue and the trees are pink.
Q Where do you like to go on holiday?
A. My last trip was to the seaside with Mr Silly and Little Miss Dotty. It was great fun, we drew...
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A. Porridge on Toast
Q Who is your best friend.
A. Mr Silly
Q.Where do you live?
A Nonsenceland, where the grass is blue and the trees are pink.
Q Where do you like to go on holiday?
A. My last trip was to the seaside with Mr Silly and Little Miss Dotty. It was great fun, we drew...
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maelwys:
Blimey, been a while since I've seen anything to do with the Mr Men. I used to have quite a few of the books. I think I'll try and find a Captain Pugwash website now.
fractal:
Mr Men rule
I prefer hope to success .
Success is just a fleeting moment , which is quickly , moved aside , turned over and forgotten, once achieved. Replaced by one younger , stronger and just an inch further out of reach.
Hope on the other hand lasts as long as you want it to , and is as strong and as tensile as you need it...
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Success is just a fleeting moment , which is quickly , moved aside , turned over and forgotten, once achieved. Replaced by one younger , stronger and just an inch further out of reach.
Hope on the other hand lasts as long as you want it to , and is as strong and as tensile as you need it...
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nogodsnomanagers:
battle
battalion
these words i like
i like the word muddle too
but right now there is no muddle
i am happy
and that makes me happier
oh goodness it's all so wonderful
all i can do is
hope you feel good too
x me
battalion
these words i like
i like the word muddle too
but right now there is no muddle
i am happy
and that makes me happier
oh goodness it's all so wonderful
all i can do is
hope you feel good too
x me
misterjesus:
better. I played meercat vollyball
Did somebody say something?
I thought not .
Apathy dressed in red leather,
Classy girls wearing tacky shoes , and underwear so tight they cant pronounce their own first names .
Sweet dreams with an acrid aftertaste , fiery jalapeos, burning my tongue .
As the fog clears and I finally see that you are nothing but an over-marketed, underachieving , scared, lost soul ,...
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nickysonic:
Hey, any jobs going?
munch:
fuck 'em and go and see it on your own!
Ive missed a lot of things in my life, trains, buses, people, places, weddings, funerals, objects of affection, the obvious, bullets, stones, bands, words, points, lunch, placed, placed feelings, pages, outs.
I think I need to pay more attention or maybe buy a baseball glove?
Anyway Karaoke at my leaving do, I plan to sing this, badly and dedicate it to my friends at SG....
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I think I need to pay more attention or maybe buy a baseball glove?
Anyway Karaoke at my leaving do, I plan to sing this, badly and dedicate it to my friends at SG....
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nogodsnomanagers:
shame about the aussie chick
but you know she's prolly infected you with the jab
whenever i get one it makes me sick, fact
good luck
i'm sending you kisses and love, but not too much or i'll give you some illness
and you know my germs would get past any innoculation
i'm a powerful chick
ngnm
but you know she's prolly infected you with the jab
whenever i get one it makes me sick, fact
good luck
i'm sending you kisses and love, but not too much or i'll give you some illness
and you know my germs would get past any innoculation
i'm a powerful chick
ngnm
maelwys:
Crunchy nut are the best ones indeed. Not to sure about the comparisons to old mans feet though, I've always managed to avoid nibbling an archaic geezers plates of meat. For which I am very thankfull of course.
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More Salt,
More Wine,
More S p a c e ,
More Time,
Woke up,,,,,,,
Dreaming,
Ice shattered
on the ceiling
Feeling cold
Endless,
S p a c e s,
I dont recall the
Faces
Getting Old
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I got woken up with the most agonising cramp this morning in my calf. Jebus, it fukin hurt.
Handed in my notice at work too last...
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More Salt,
More Wine,
More S p a c e ,
More Time,
Woke up,,,,,,,
Dreaming,
Ice shattered
on the ceiling
Feeling cold
Endless,
S p a c e s,
I dont recall the
Faces
Getting Old
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I got woken up with the most agonising cramp this morning in my calf. Jebus, it fukin hurt.
Handed in my notice at work too last...
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veganvixen:
so, ur sating i should be a nurse? i'll have to order my outfit tomorrow
i'll have to order my outfit tomorrow
fractal:
thanks for the edumacational potty paper link!
Winter,
Frost,
Protection,
Dementia,
That warm fuzzy coat with sharp edges,
A tent built for one, with a zip, inside only,
That green eyed monster juxtaposed with a sign telling you to -
KEEP OF THE FUCKING GRASS
Suicidal,
No,
Pre menstrual,
In as much as a man can ever be,
Scared,
Maybe,
Dammed,
Probably.
Lazy,
For sure.
I am about ready to rein act...
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Frost,
Protection,
Dementia,
That warm fuzzy coat with sharp edges,
A tent built for one, with a zip, inside only,
That green eyed monster juxtaposed with a sign telling you to -
KEEP OF THE FUCKING GRASS
Suicidal,
No,
Pre menstrual,
In as much as a man can ever be,
Scared,
Maybe,
Dammed,
Probably.
Lazy,
For sure.
I am about ready to rein act...
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nogodsnomanagers:
you're so wise
fortunately i don't feel like he's some chump i have to dupe, i've been totally honest
i've been totally lazy
but i have an excuse
a temperature and glands as big as my fists
swallowing my own phlegm a lot, not pleasant
coughing until i think i'm gunna puke, also unpleasant
and that smell of unwell person in my room, it's not nice
i must go lie down again
ngnm
fortunately i don't feel like he's some chump i have to dupe, i've been totally honest
i've been totally lazy
but i have an excuse
a temperature and glands as big as my fists
swallowing my own phlegm a lot, not pleasant
coughing until i think i'm gunna puke, also unpleasant
and that smell of unwell person in my room, it's not nice
i must go lie down again
ngnm
poprock:
"Did your girlfriend know, and if so where do you get one of those?"
Yeah, she knew... and I found her in a sleazy rawk club. Always seems to work for me.
Yeah, she knew... and I found her in a sleazy rawk club. Always seems to work for me.
Search for Peace
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following this simple advice I received by e-mail, I have finally found
inner peace.....
My new motto is"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished.......
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I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following this simple advice I received by e-mail, I have finally found
inner peace.....
My new motto is"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished.......
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Your friend is certainly cunning, but wouldn't revealing the fluffy centre of the pseudo-'F' detract from the impact of the image?