Ok so having you own business has its ups and its downs , the latest down i have discovered is not being able to blame anyone for something going wrong .  In the end of the day the final responsibility falls directly on your ' the boss of all bosses ' own irresponsible shoulders . 
Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more salad bowls from the store room .
Lynn
No i cant
Me
Any reason why not
Lynn
Only that there are none
Me
Oh ?
And the reason that there are none
Lynn
You didn't order any .
Me
Why not
Lynn
You were all flustered and moody on monday , i think cause you got stranded in london on sunday .
Me
Ahh .
So what are we going to tell the salad eaters today .
Lynn
I don't know , you could maybe ask them as they arrive , maybe they would like soup or they could just take the salad and place it between two slices of bread , or a roll .
Me
like a sandwich you mean ,,,,funny . Being the owner of a sandwich franchise that thought had escaped me .
Lynn
what are you going to do ?
Me
I don't know , can i not blame you for this ?
Lynn
Absolutely not , its not my job is it .
Me
Can i pay you more money maybe , and then have a go at you . I don't know add'stock manager 'to your title or something , or maybe even ' blame taker ' , that would be rather useful .
Lynn
Would i then have to take the blame for everything that goes wrong in your life ?
Me
Of course .
Lynn
The soup needs stirring , i need to stir it .
Me
I take it thats a no then ?
Lynn
Sorry did you say something.
Me
Nevermind
  
 
    
  Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more salad bowls from the store room .
Lynn
No i cant
Me
Any reason why not
Lynn
Only that there are none
Me
Oh ?
And the reason that there are none
Lynn
You didn't order any .
Me
Why not
Lynn
You were all flustered and moody on monday , i think cause you got stranded in london on sunday .
Me
Ahh .
So what are we going to tell the salad eaters today .
Lynn
I don't know , you could maybe ask them as they arrive , maybe they would like soup or they could just take the salad and place it between two slices of bread , or a roll .
Me
like a sandwich you mean ,,,,funny . Being the owner of a sandwich franchise that thought had escaped me .
Lynn
what are you going to do ?
Me
I don't know , can i not blame you for this ?
Lynn
Absolutely not , its not my job is it .
Me
Can i pay you more money maybe , and then have a go at you . I don't know add'stock manager 'to your title or something , or maybe even ' blame taker ' , that would be rather useful .
Lynn
Would i then have to take the blame for everything that goes wrong in your life ?
Me
Of course .
Lynn
The soup needs stirring , i need to stir it .
Me
I take it thats a no then ?
Lynn
Sorry did you say something.
Me
Nevermind
 
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      jayne:
      
      
      
    
  awwwww....you boys play so nice together!!!!!  
  
  
 
 
  
  
 
      fuckeveryone:
      
      
      
    
  maybe just a tiny bit.  but i could smell that on ya in the first place.  i'm a quarter scottish on my mothers side, and honestly they're more liberal with their money than my dad.  he suffers from post-depression syndrom...for a depression he was never in...