Operation 52222-696969
Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did indeed have a ridiculous laugh.
What then became apparent was the gravity of the situation and how hard it was going to be to concentrate on modern art with these two beside me. Just as I began to envision the cold hard stare of defeat standing over me like an over zealous headmaster with a cricket bat stuck up his arse, a vision appeared on the horizon. Traumatron andNic , who in the past have accepted my laugh and have made me do it quite often, I could now channel all my energy into inappropriate gags , and try my best to ignore Nadine's eyes, which up until then pretty much dominated proceedings.
After that saw some art , some naked people , almost got lost in a dark room , picked up Stonehardcross and had a few belly laughs .
All in all though the company was better than the Art , but im glad I went
Mission 2
Using Ex SAS style urban warfare tactics , navigate party to pub on the other side of the river in the shortest possible time period.
Field notes
Like the back of my hand
* Coughs loudly three times *
Mission 3
Meet interesting new people.
Field notes:
Every one was gorgeous , I managed to meet almost everyone there except for Nixxx which was sad , but im sure we will have our day .
Special new men in my life ,Munch ,CreamyGoodness , Kinto_mE ,antenna ,Tubesound and my long lost brother NickySonic .
Special New Ladys are Vicky, Nadine ,LadyInsane , the lovely Jayne and the unforgettable Mariana ( Mariana,I now compare to the ice cream I am now eating , its Ben and jerrys chunky monkey , because she is sweet , fruity and also a little nutty , plus its my fav )
There were many more not forgetting those ive met before , nic , colin , abbadon, oh god and lots more im sure I just cant remember .
Mission 4
Get pissed.
Field notes hello ,, god ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fuck Fuck vol-au-vents
Yes ill have another
Sod it
Did you spill my pint
I love you ,,,,
No Nicky Noooooo.....
Aww what the hell
Ill have the crispy shredded beef please .
Cant get key in the door
NO LONGER TRANSMITTING DUE TO INSUFFISIUANT DATA
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I think this may be an expensive year , I may have to sell more sandwiches
Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did indeed have a ridiculous laugh.
What then became apparent was the gravity of the situation and how hard it was going to be to concentrate on modern art with these two beside me. Just as I began to envision the cold hard stare of defeat standing over me like an over zealous headmaster with a cricket bat stuck up his arse, a vision appeared on the horizon. Traumatron andNic , who in the past have accepted my laugh and have made me do it quite often, I could now channel all my energy into inappropriate gags , and try my best to ignore Nadine's eyes, which up until then pretty much dominated proceedings.
After that saw some art , some naked people , almost got lost in a dark room , picked up Stonehardcross and had a few belly laughs .
All in all though the company was better than the Art , but im glad I went
Mission 2
Using Ex SAS style urban warfare tactics , navigate party to pub on the other side of the river in the shortest possible time period.
Field notes
Like the back of my hand
* Coughs loudly three times *
Mission 3
Meet interesting new people.
Field notes:
Every one was gorgeous , I managed to meet almost everyone there except for Nixxx which was sad , but im sure we will have our day .
Special new men in my life ,Munch ,CreamyGoodness , Kinto_mE ,antenna ,Tubesound and my long lost brother NickySonic .
Special New Ladys are Vicky, Nadine ,LadyInsane , the lovely Jayne and the unforgettable Mariana ( Mariana,I now compare to the ice cream I am now eating , its Ben and jerrys chunky monkey , because she is sweet , fruity and also a little nutty , plus its my fav )
There were many more not forgetting those ive met before , nic , colin , abbadon, oh god and lots more im sure I just cant remember .
Mission 4
Get pissed.
Field notes hello ,, god ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fuck Fuck vol-au-vents
Yes ill have another
Sod it
Did you spill my pint
I love you ,,,,
No Nicky Noooooo.....
Aww what the hell
Ill have the crispy shredded beef please .
Cant get key in the door
NO LONGER TRANSMITTING DUE TO INSUFFISIUANT DATA
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I think this may be an expensive year , I may have to sell more sandwiches
VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
horsehead12:
got your traffic warden, and without wishing to sound like i am trying to suck your biscuit, think it is shithot. do you have plans to get your stuff out amongst us the great unwashed?
horsehead12:
those darn record companies not giving out record contracts instanteously upon receipt of every demo they get sent. consider it sorted, send me the addresses of here ya sent those demos and i'll go round and squeeze some eyeballs out by grabbing ears and popping heads open like crisp packets. sorry i am having trouble accepting atomic kitten have split- fucking bastards 