preppylegend

Roll UP Roll up Roll Up ,Ladies and Gentlemen,. Its time for you all to witness a wonder of the twentieth century , a real marvel to behold , the all singing all dancing , blood guts sweat and tears of any party,,,,,,

Watch in Awe as the freak performs the human Hoover , a dangerous disappearing act which involves ,forcing more powder up his nose in an enclosed space than any other living being , destroying the laws of biochemistry in a wake of seemingly endless moments of total trivial ,stupidity,,,,

Marvel boys and girls as the freak takes his body temperature up to unimaginable heights, whilst dancing insanely, right in front of your very eyes,,,,,.

Youll be amazed at how quickly, and unashamedly the freak shave years of his life right before your very eyes , staying up for 52 straight hours on a liquid diet of beer and brandy ,
even the new messiah the great David Blane would think twice before attempting a stunt of this magnitude,,,,,,,,,.

For one night only ladies and gentlemen
Watch him loose his power of speech,
His sense of balance,
His dignity
Until he finally fades away in to a transparent soulless corner of the room, his mind spiralling in to depression, feebly searching for reason but finding only regret.

Ladies and gentlemen I bring you the one and only, the comedy act of the millennium, give a warm welcome for the

PREPPY LEGEND.


Did you guys all have a good weekend










I did