Roll UP Roll up Roll Up ,Ladies and Gentlemen,. Its time for you all to witness a wonder of the twentieth century , a real marvel to behold , the all singing all dancing , blood guts sweat and tears of any party,,,,,,
Watch in Awe
as the freak performs the human Hoover , a dangerous disappearing act which involves ,forcing more powder up his nose in an enclosed space than any other living being , destroying the laws of biochemistry in a wake of seemingly endless moments of total trivial ,stupidity,,,, 
Marvel boys and girls as the freak takes his body temperature up to unimaginable heights, whilst dancing insanely, right in front of your very eyes,,,,,.
Youll be amazed
at how quickly, and unashamedly the freak shave years of his life 
right before your very eyes , staying up for 52 straight hours on a liquid diet of beer and brandy ,
even the new messiah the great David Blane would think twice before attempting a stunt of this magnitude,,,,,,,,,.
For one night only ladies and gentlemen
Watch him loose his power of speech,
His sense of balance,
His dignity
Until he finally fades away in to a transparent soulless corner of the room, his mind spiralling in to depression, feebly searching for reason but finding only regret.
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you the one and only, the comedy act of the millennium, give a warm welcome for the
PREPPY LEGEND.
Did you guys all have a good weekend
I did
Not trying to sound like a hypocrite here, especially where it pertains the Liquid Courage... 'because all my co-located friends I had too much of that tonight... But much the dust, if you're not kidding about it. Seen too many friends go that route.
Not preaching or talking down... I know I've got my own issues...
Oh, yeah, and the weekend was too fucking good. Good friends, good outings, great weather, and strong stomachs. Did I mention the lovely ladies?
[Edited on Sep 22, 2003]