preppylegend

I am now the proud owner of 1600 sq ft of shell spec retail space in a bustling business park just outside Glasgow http://www.strathclydebusinesspark.com/park/park.html .

Fukin A.

What do you think I should do with it cause in four months time it will start costing me 350000 pounds a year less tax, and right now I only have 10p , a crumpled packet of fags and a sherbet dip.

Dull

My plan was to do this http://www.mrbirdsmyo.com/myohome_ie.html
But if anyone comes up with a better idea I will send them a monkey, gratis .

Kick ass



"Two black line streaming out like a guidance line.
Put one foot on the road now where the cyborgs are driving,
With the WD-40 in their veins the screeching little brakes complain.
With the briefcase empty and the holes in my shoes,
I try to stay friendly for the sugary abuse.
So tell my secretary now to hold all of my calls,
I believe I can hear through these walls.

Oh please save me, save me from myself.
I cant be the only one stuck on the shelf.
You said youd always fall for the underdog.

Well Ive been dreaming of jet streams and kicking up dust,
A thirty seven thousand foot of wonder lust
And with skyline number 9 ticked off in my mind,
Oh can you hear me screaming out now through the telephone line.

Oh please save me, save me from myself.
I cant be the only one stuck on the shelf.
You said youd always fall for the underdog"