preppylegend

I would like to make a formal apology to all US
citizens on behalf of the UK, for the soul sucking ,
fast food TV we have been exporting to your
country recently .

American Idol
Who wants to be a millionaire
If a celebrity , please shot me in the face.
Survivor
The Bachelor
To list but a few.

Our once proud nation of forward thinking ,
pioneering and world leading broadcasting is
reduced to a number of uninspiired, formulaic ,
high profit ,low cost programs which have
certainly at some point been extracted from
Simon Cowells bowels.

Its the cruelty involved that gets me ,
for every pop Idol there are hundreds of
thousands of young kids out there who have had
there dreams shattered for our amusement.
They reel them in with promises of Fame and
fortune ( something that seems to be everyone's
ambition these days , not just the ones with a
perceived TALENT) and give most of them
disappointment and humiliation in return for
ratings .

How about a show that gets people to try out for
nursing jobs or teachers , something we are in
short supply of ,rather than being surrounded by
these fame hungry , warbling ,wannabe's who
just cant face getting a real job and working for
there money.

Id love to go to one of the auditions, stand there ,
get my cock out and just piss in simon cowells
face.

That would be my apology.

Mind you you did give us Mc|Donald's , KFC and
Burger King didnt you.

Well I guess we are all square now.