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Tonight dear friends i will mostly be drinking rioja .

I hate it when days don't go your way whingwhingwhingwhing, some business thingy whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing, two barn owls whingwhingwhing ,sandwiches whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing and with 8 million in the bank what could i do whingwhingwhingwhing and that pretty much sums it up whatever


on a brighter note the Americans have finally begun bombing yorkshire ,

every cloud..........

every cloud smile
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tubesound:
Right, I'm back...

The ad agency runner job I will chase up for you tomorrow

The Post-Production Runner job is a kind of always open position in the comapny I work for in Soho. We've always got runners comming and going so I can make sure your CV gets onto the desk of the relevant person. I can also grab him by the afro until he gives it a damn good read.

Here's the website, see what you think:

The Farm
T
mimsie:
do you like ever update your journal? wink
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" My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. "


* drags himself to go out drinking for another night on the trot * frown
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clearbrightfire:
haha

whatever happened to ..."..come here often?"
maelwys:
Yep, the missus was thinking of a tin, she remembers all the shops on the Royal Mile were selling them. I was looking at the swords at the time whatever I have a 11th Century Spanish style broadsword which should be admirable for hunting critters, with the added bonus that the pommel doubles as a club. That should do the trick? smile
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Christmas traffic .

Ducking the billboards,
avoiding santa clause begging for change
reasons to stop?


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chance of progressing ?

-2

mothers using there children as medieval bashing weapons

we all need more space

queues and queues and bargains plenty

the shops are full, my pockets empty.

racking my brains to work out what gift my grandmother wont use this christmas .

I see a...
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maelwys:
It matters not, there is always Exlax surreal
veganvixen:
my box, you dirty boy you
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BTW i love you all i am just f'in busy and tired , i have to drive through to glasgow for 7 in the morning all through the week , just being in glasgow deserves sympathy .



P.S sorry Ten and Poprock wink
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maelwys:
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards" biggrin

Ahem, yeah, sorry Ten and Poprock
poprock:
I waved at Ten across a crowded club last night (I think). Which proves that there are sights worth seeing in Glasgow after all.

Hah.
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apparently these days a crack whore


"Good grief"


BTW still incredibly stressed , the shopfitters were supposed to finish 20 days ago , and i open on Monday .
Being less of a dumb ass to what you might think , i do have the bastards on a 1000 a day penalty clause from that day , so preppy could be getting some new wheels. wink
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olsen:
If you could have them ready by wednesday, that'd be great, as I have orals on Thursday!
vicky:
Why thank you! I like the mood in that one too but everyone else thanks they're creepy!

Sister yes, Scotland, no. Sorry! I'm currently working on a self-cloning process tho wink
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Im in a shop and I dont quite know why I am here.

There are men and women standing in a queue, and there is a faint smell of bleach.

I am being hit over the head with something although I am not sure what it is,

Or more to the point, why it is hitting me

My hands are not mine, nor my eyes,...
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olsen:
Single Click reading action for all.
wated:
Your psychiatrist would just ask you why you felt like that...money for old rope...

Your friend is certainly cunning, but wouldn't revealing the fluffy centre of the pseudo-'F' detract from the impact of the image?
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Pipes, blocked

Traffic, stopped

Door, locked

Forgery
and
lunacy

Five things I should remember before tomorrow.

Dotted lines , pencils worn,

so small .

Tired eyes and muddled dreams turn

And see

Crazy dancing, clearly lost, burning embers,

split black , ignite ,

glow , amber , red ,

Only to give in, switch off, and fall .

Broken by a blade of grass.

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partiallyblind:
thank you very much

it's all going quite painlessly so far. typing is getting pretty fucking complicated, though smile

love the Errol Flynn picture, by the way. he looks quite dapper without the 'tache
nogodsnomanagers:
don't need any bread right now, but thanks
you will be so full of yeast

er, i think that's all i have to say right now
xxx
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Sometimes you need to cry

Sometimes it pushes you skin so far, the elasticity goes and you wont ever look the same again

If god would only design a valve.

And although the spirits take away the taste and in the smoke filled room you begin to loose sight of the truth.

It is always there, lingering in the corner , waiting for you next...
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nic:
What was that about a screw?
phoebus:
Hey Prep,

Best of everything with your shop, man. I kind of wish I was independent right now, but it's probably just the workload talking. whatever

Well, my vacation was rather limited, and kind of worked against me. Being that I am stationed in Korea right now, I'm only alloted 30 days of leave, max, even if I had more saved up. So, I chose to go see my family and friends in Charleston, South Carolina, after I was done with my "best man" gig at my friend's wedding.

Charleston (and the ladies living there) was great, I had a blast seeing old friends and loved ones, alike. Unfortunately, the War On Terrorism is also waging a War On Phoebus, as there were no (free) military aircraft to take me back west. I waited in vain for an extra week to see if I could finally get a free flight home, and then had to suck it up and pay $500 for a ticket to Seattle. Unfortunately, I had to wait an EXTRA week on top of that for tickets to drop under $1,000.

So, I got back, was greeted with tons of fucking work, and had to deal with the fact that I wasn't having any fun in Thailand/New Zealand later on in the year. frown

So far, I have dealt with this by working 14 hours, drinking 5 hours, and sleeping 5 hours. I am pleased to report steady progress, and some level of joy at being more than half way through my commitment here.

Well, I'm just rambling on, so I'll go ahead and break for now...I'll zap you some good stories later on.
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Q What is your favorite food?
A. Porridge on Toast

Q Who is your best friend.
A. Mr Silly

Q.Where do you live?
A Nonsenceland, where the grass is blue and the trees are pink.

Q Where do you like to go on holiday?
A. My last trip was to the seaside with Mr Silly and Little Miss Dotty. It was great fun, we drew...
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maelwys:
Blimey, been a while since I've seen anything to do with the Mr Men. I used to have quite a few of the books. I think I'll try and find a Captain Pugwash website now.
fractal:
Mr Men rule
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I prefer hope to success .

Success is just a fleeting moment , which is quickly , moved aside , turned over and forgotten, once achieved. Replaced by one younger , stronger and just an inch further out of reach.

Hope on the other hand lasts as long as you want it to , and is as strong and as tensile as you need it...
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nogodsnomanagers:
battle
battalion
these words i like
i like the word muddle too
but right now there is no muddle
i am happy
and that makes me happier
oh goodness it's all so wonderful
all i can do is biggrin
hope you feel good too
x me
misterjesus:
better. I played meercat vollyball
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Did somebody say something?

I thought not .

Apathy dressed in red leather,
Classy girls wearing tacky shoes , and underwear so tight they cant pronounce their own first names .

Sweet dreams with an acrid aftertaste , fiery jalapeos, burning my tongue .

As the fog clears and I finally see that you are nothing but an over-marketed, underachieving , scared, lost soul ,...
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nickysonic:
Hey, any jobs going?
munch:
fuck 'em and go and see it on your own! biggrin
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Ive missed a lot of things in my life, trains, buses, people, places, weddings, funerals, objects of affection, the obvious, bullets, stones, bands, words, points, lunch, placed, placed feelings, pages, outs.

I think I need to pay more attention or maybe buy a baseball glove?whatever

Anyway Karaoke at my leaving do, I plan to sing this, badly and dedicate it to my friends at SG....
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nogodsnomanagers:
shame about the aussie chick
but you know she's prolly infected you with the jab
whenever i get one it makes me sick, fact
good luck biggrin
i'm sending you kisses and love, but not too much or i'll give you some illness
and you know my germs would get past any innoculation
i'm a powerful chick
kiss
ngnm
maelwys:
Crunchy nut are the best ones indeed. Not to sure about the comparisons to old mans feet though, I've always managed to avoid nibbling an archaic geezers plates of meat. For which I am very thankfull of course.