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It's official, the world is fucking against me. My ex-girlfriend hates me for any number of reasons both contrived and a few not. The friends of this one girl I hooked up with want her to press charges against me because she was drunk and high at the time. So apparently consentual sex, albeit in mutually altered states (I wasn't high but I was drunk)...
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Something is burning deep inside me. I go to the doctors and they all look afraid. It's going to escape, erupt, I know it. The bubbles excitedly reach the surface and I can barely hold them back. Now the flood gates are corroding, this is the end of all you know and love. There is nothing to be done to stop...

Ok, Jeff, Terry, and...
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So it is pretty apparent that no one cares what I think about DOA4. That's ok, I won't take it TOO personally.

How can you get up, turn off an alarm, go back to bed, and not remember any of it? I've done this two days in a row now and today it made me miss class. Seriously, can someone pass me a study on...
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Well my plans failed. Laura was just too loyal to Maia to let Jeff date her. Now as a result she has gotten back with Dave and Jeff is probably going to get with Maia. This might not mean much to anyone else but to me this is a grvious pair of tragedies. This next semester will be chock full of dramady (comedic drama).

I...
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So this week in meddling: I'm trying to hook my friends Laura and Jeff up. They are both rarely single and even more rarely with people who appreciate them. They are two of my best friends at this God damned school and they are also both totally great people. They're both the type of person who buys significant others "just because presents", which says a...
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It's that time again. ISPs are amongst us and they spell only one thing: trouble. I have yet to succeed in one of these endeavors. My first was on Mark Twain and his works. I wrote 50 some odd pages of analysis and it still wasn't good enough, mostly because the guidelines I was held to were so flexible as to be gaseous. Then as...
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I went to Gainesvillle just recently where I pretty much just worked out. I also partied a bit and watched Death Race 2000. Seriously, why are depictions of the year 2000 from the 60's and 70's so much cooler than the year 2000 actually turned out. New millenium: you've let us all down.

I recall there being some various morsels worthy of sharing with the...
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Dear me,

This is a letter from the past. Seriously dude, stop being a pansy. You see something you want, go for it. In the long run it won't really matter. Life accomplishments might eventually matter but for now, have some fun.

Sincerely good advice,
Ian

Editor's note:: please be patient with my babblings today. There is a point to all this and I really would like all of your help right now, so read to the end. Dire is both my need and my situation...

Holy shit! I just got one of the greatest gifts of all time from my friends Terry and Lauren. They got me scrolling LED...
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The bed is in shambles, pillows thrown to and fro, sheets strewn about, tangled, and soaking in sweat and other, more illicit substances, Lying in the middle of the aftermath is the young supple form of Stats Final, body in the fetal position, still spasming from the aftershocks of pleasure. I am putting my clothes on, not looking at her. She slowly raises her head,"...
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