You know it isn't really my style to partake, let alone invent a drinking game. But my friends Terry, Lauren and I did on Saturday. They've been getting me to watch Firefly with them (in typical Firefly fan form), and we decided to make a drinking game out of it. Here are the rules:
When Mal says something snide.
When Mal redeems himself by being heroic.
3 times if he does it in the same scene
4 times if he does it in the same sentence.
When Kaley looks like she's in love with something.
When Kaley refers to technology that doesn't exist like it does (excluding the ship, but the inner workings of the ship count).
When Inora insults Mal.
When Inora vaguely hints that she loves Mal.
When River does something insane.
When River looks especially hideous.
When Simon is a pussy (only when he goes above and beyond the call of duty though, like when he wore the space suit in Bushwhacked).
When Book acts fatherly.
When Jane does something tough.
When you see Jane's aresenal.
When someone makes fun of Jane, twice if it's Simon.
Drink continuously when Wash and Zoe kiss.
When Zoe looks especially hot.
When Wash makes a joke, twice if it's good.
When you see Wash's dinosaurs.
Situational stuff:
When a member of the crew gets wounded, such as shot or stabbed.
When a crime lord or other contact for a job has a common 20th century item on his/her desk or person.
When the Aliance is a loosely veiled satire on the US government.
Generally, when something badass occurs (but really bad ass and not already stated).
Try doing it at the movie theatre too! That should be fun and challenging.
[EDIT]
Today at dinner my friend Laura told me the most ironic thing ever. Apparently during orientation week every girl in the first year class and higher had a crush on the boy that bought me at the kiss your crush wall. Then they found out he was gay and it crushed their collective hopes and dreams. As she put it,"It must be a huge compliment that the boy all the girls want thought you were so hot that he'd spend 15 dollars on you." Part of me still shudders at the whole experience but another, more vindictive part now says," HA! Take that ladies! You might not want me but the one guy you can't have does! This way we all lose!"
Heh.
When Mal says something snide.
When Mal redeems himself by being heroic.
3 times if he does it in the same scene
4 times if he does it in the same sentence.
When Kaley looks like she's in love with something.
When Kaley refers to technology that doesn't exist like it does (excluding the ship, but the inner workings of the ship count).
When Inora insults Mal.
When Inora vaguely hints that she loves Mal.
When River does something insane.
When River looks especially hideous.
When Simon is a pussy (only when he goes above and beyond the call of duty though, like when he wore the space suit in Bushwhacked).
When Book acts fatherly.
When Jane does something tough.
When you see Jane's aresenal.
When someone makes fun of Jane, twice if it's Simon.
Drink continuously when Wash and Zoe kiss.
When Zoe looks especially hot.
When Wash makes a joke, twice if it's good.
When you see Wash's dinosaurs.
Situational stuff:
When a member of the crew gets wounded, such as shot or stabbed.
When a crime lord or other contact for a job has a common 20th century item on his/her desk or person.
When the Aliance is a loosely veiled satire on the US government.
Generally, when something badass occurs (but really bad ass and not already stated).
Try doing it at the movie theatre too! That should be fun and challenging.
[EDIT]
Today at dinner my friend Laura told me the most ironic thing ever. Apparently during orientation week every girl in the first year class and higher had a crush on the boy that bought me at the kiss your crush wall. Then they found out he was gay and it crushed their collective hopes and dreams. As she put it,"It must be a huge compliment that the boy all the girls want thought you were so hot that he'd spend 15 dollars on you." Part of me still shudders at the whole experience but another, more vindictive part now says," HA! Take that ladies! You might not want me but the one guy you can't have does! This way we all lose!"
Heh.
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rhys:
i know! she's such a bastard. i love her. heh
nikoli20:
