Seandave: Even though Ian doesn't know where the lagoon is and his legs are tied to a bamboo pole, he tries to get up any way. The bamboo pole dislodges from the muck, Ian falls face first, and the bamboo pole knocks him in the back of the head. Now Ian's legs are tied to a pole, he's unconscious, and he's bleeding... it's a lot like summer camp.
Command?
Command?